I'm taking my contacts out, looking in the mirror and realize- omfg, I'm wearing two COMPLETELY different earrings. One big gold earring, which was what I meant to wear, and one little black heart earring. I had these on all day! And during my date! How the fuck did I not notice?!? I'm dying, dying to know if the guy noticed, lol. I'm thinking my hair might have covered them. All the women at work said they didn't notice.
The date went pretty well. He was a little....serious, but seemed to loosen up as the date went on, so maybe he was just nervous. I think we'll go out again.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny