I smashed a spider between my foot and my flipflop.

[Jermys]

   I want to cut off my foot.  

And to add insult, the woman from whom I was picking up a train table for Freddie wasn't fucking home.  So I have a ruined flip flop, a sullied foot, wasted time and no train table.  

[bania]

OMG. This made me LOL. Sorry Jermys!!! I would pretty much freak out.

Was it big?

[Jermys]

It was huge. Seriously huge.

*dies*

[TrickyBob]

Jul 11, 2013 12:28:25 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Ew. Did you feel it squish or pop? *gag*

The pop...omg. I hate the pop. 

[MWOS]

1. no.

2. throw that flip flop down a storm drain. I know one you can use

[Alyssa]

Oh that's horrible.


You wanna hear another fun one. Stepping on a mouse's head with bare feet that my cat left on the door mat. My toes still curl up when I think of that and it happened over 10 years ago, I'll forever be cursed with that awful memory.

[BieberMyBalls]

Jul 11, 2013 12:28:25 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Ew. Did you feel it squish or pop? *gag*

I was all, "Haha, gross!" Until this. Now I want to cut MY foot off, and I didn't even step on the spider. Barf.

[Waffles]

On the plus side, you're going to need new flipflops.

I make sure to only ever use H's shoes so I don't have to thrown away mine. And yeah, I'd throw them away rather than remove squished spider from them.

[beautifulfields12]

YUCK!

[Waffles]

Jul 11, 2013 12:35:37 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Jul 11, 2013 12:28:25 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Ew. Did you feel it squish or pop? *gag*

Or crunch?  You forgot crunch.

There just isn't a good option to pick from 

[ginandjucie24]

How horrible for you That's just yucky. How did it get there?

[Jermys]

It popped.

I had to clean it off because I didn't have anything to drive home in. Thankfully, I have Clorox wipes in my car at all times.

I was thisclose to barfing all over the woman's yard. It was so freaking bad. I'm still traumatized, but I used it to talk the woman down in price.