So I finally checked the tube and the expiration date is......drum roll.....dun dun dunnnn......2007!!!! NO WONDER IT WASN'T WORKING!
I stopped at the store on the way to work and got an update tube as well as some Prep H "irritation relief wipes". Hopefully this will help ease the coal burning that's going on in my nether regions.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Hahahaha Screaming ass puckers I had to buy some and of course they has to do an overhead price check. I was humiliated.
And this is why I will only buy that kind of crap at places that have self check-outs. If something doesn't ring up, just leave it. I have a low tolerance for embarrassment.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny