OMG - Poop related

[agnes]

My SIL has a friend and his two kids over.  We were all in the living room eating dinner and one kid gets up off the floor and goes to the other room.  A minute later nephew flicks something across the floor.  I pick it up thinking it's a sausage that fell off of a piece of pizza... 

It's a fucking TURD.  

OH MY GOD.  OH MY GOD.  OH MY GOD.  

[sangria]

How old was the kid???

I am fucking dying that you picked up a foreign turd! How awful.

[agnes]

He's like 9!

[MWOS]

My college roommate accidentally picked up a dog turd when we were tripping on mushrooms.

This is like the same exact thing.

[speckledfrog]

9?! Does he have issues?

[agnes]

Jul 11, 2013 22:44:03 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

9?! Does he have issues?

I don't think so.  He doesn't act like it. 

[jacquie]

Noooooo.

[speckledfrog]

Was it a corn poop?

[sangria]

9? WTF man

[sangria]

So what did you do after you picked it up?

[agnes]

Jul 11, 2013 22:43:45 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

At least you didn't taste it.

Confession: I smelled it!

H was like "What is that?  Is that chocolate?"  And I was like, "I don't know?  Sausage?"  (We have a lot of Hershey Kisses in the house right now)  Naturally, I smelled it.  

Last thing on my mind was that it was POOP!

I am dying here. 

[agnes]

Jul 11, 2013 22:51:32 GMT -5 sangria said:

So what did you do after you picked it up?

I kept my cool as best as I could and told nephew, "GO WASH YOUR HANDS NOW.  THAT WASN'T SAUSAGE"  And we washed our hands for a good 5 minutes. 

[speckledfrog]

Barf!!! What did your SIL do?

Also, "that was not sausage" is effing killing me.

[agnes]

speckledfrog SIL was in the other room.

[Glitter Tits]

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[fuckyourcouch]

Omg. This thread...OMG

[Yankees21]

Did the 9 year old poop on the floor and slide it across the room, or where did it come from?!

[macmars45]

I'm SO sorry that happened. I empathize. At work one of my special needs preschoolers had something in her mouth so I told her to spit it out. She did... and I picked it up because I thought it was a rock. Nope, it was poop from her diaper! OMG! I washed my hands so.many.times. It was disgusting! *shudder*

[agnes]

Jul 11, 2013 23:12:33 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

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"Shiiit, dis aint no joke"

"I don't give a fuck, biatch? Sausage?"

[agnes]

Jul 11, 2013 23:38:49 GMT -5 Yankees21 said:

Did the 9 year old poop on the floor and slide it across the room, or where did it come from?!

he was sitting next to nephew. I think it just fell out of his shorts when he got up? I don't know...smh

[agnes]

I am in tears laughing because this is hilarious and completly horrifying all at the same time.

[Deleted]

Lol, gross.

One time I asked my h to take the dirty diaper from me while I was changing Sofia and I don't know wtFUCK he was thinking because he flicked the diaper into the air. He didn't know there was poop in it. Turds everywhere. It was awful.

[snickers]

Ohhhh man!!!!

[Deleted]

Jul 12, 2013 0:17:31 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Lol, gross.

One time I asked my h to take the dirty diaper from me while I was changing Sofia and I don't know wtFUCK he was thinking because he flicked the diaper into the air. He didn't know there was poop in it. Turds everywhere. It was awful.

OMG I'm laughing hysterically at this. Guys are sooo dumb.