I just found this in my bed with me.. (PIP)

[Chib]

And I don't think I can sleep soundly for days. I don't even know what kind of bug it is!




I feel like burning EVERYTHING!

[panicked]

Looks like an earwig.

[simplyinpenguin]

I looked up some images...it may well be a bedbug :\. Try googling images of bedbugs and earwigs...

[littlesthobo]

Well, let's not go crazy. You don't have to burn EVERYTHING, just the bed. Definitely burn the bed.

[luckyval]

[iamgrace]

Oh. No.

[Deleted]

That looks to big tone a bedbug. In my opinion.

[Chib]

I know its not a bed bug, its way too big to be one. It was about 2-2.5 inches big irl.

[Kit]

Burn.

It.

Down.

[bornbaker]

Not a bed bug. Not an earwig. That thing is only something for hell.

[FastHands]

Jul 12, 2013 7:57:17 GMT -5 Chib said:

I know its not a bed bug, its way too big to be one. It was about 2-2.5 inches big irl.

That is not ok.

[TrickyBob]

Are those pincers on the front?!

[circa1978]

Is it dead? Upside down or right side up? Not that it matters, really, but yeah - that's not good.

[Chib]

Jul 12, 2013 8:26:13 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Are those pinchers on the front?!

   Yes. 

[Deleted]

It's some kind of beetle for sure.

ETA: Possibly this?

www.google.com/search?q=Lesser+Stag+Beetle&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[mellimel19]

Don't know what it is, but can assure you it is not a bedbug.

[TrickyBob]

Jul 12, 2013 8:32:23 GMT -5 @libellula said:

It's some kind of beetle for sure.

ETA: Possibly this?

www.google.com/search?q=Lesser+Stag+Beetle&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

I had one of those floating in a bowl full of water in my sink the other day. It doesn't have pincers (that I could see). 

[TrickyBob]

Jul 12, 2013 8:32:00 GMT -5 Chib said:

Jul 12, 2013 8:26:13 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Are those pinchers on the front?!

   Yes. 

On the upside, he looks like he died biding farewell in a last act of triumph "nooo.......*keels over*" 

[blueballoon]

It's just a beetle.

[Deleted]

Jul 12, 2013 8:36:51 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Jul 12, 2013 8:32:23 GMT -5 @libellula said:

It's some kind of beetle for sure.

ETA: Possibly this?

www.google.com/search?q=Lesser+Stag+Beetle&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

I had one of those floating in a bowl full of water in my sink the other day. It doesn't have pinchers (that I could see). 

They're very small and appear smaller from the top than the bottom.

[snickers]

OMG
There's no going back to regular life now, I'm sorry.
Start a fire, or start drinking.

[sergey]

no no no no no....no. no.

[Gato]

Jul 12, 2013 7:57:17 GMT -5 Chib said:

I know its not a bed bug, its way too big to be one. It was about 2-2.5 inches big irl.

Yikes.

[TrickyBob]

Jul 12, 2013 9:10:23 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

That beetle will try to avoid you. If it did use its pincers it wouldn't do much harm, and it most likely wouldn't.

Thank you. I knew pinchers was wrong but for the life of me couldn't recall the actual spelling. And usually when you type a word into google, a wrong word, it spits out the corrected word.