I just got offended

[melindafelinda]

I'm out golfing with my husband and two of his coworkers. I'm just driving the cart. The snack server lady just pulled up and one of the dudes said "if you were a snack I would eat you"to her. She laughed kind of nervously and my H went "not cool, don't say that." Then dude asked her to bring back a cookie. He goes to to me " do you think I'm getting a cookie?"

I said "if it were me you'd be getting my boss back here to tell you to stop being a creepy fuck."

He was like " I'm never allowed to golf with your husband again am I?"

It wasn't that bad but it was gross and I'm sure that girl hears it all day long.

[papie]

Ewwww. That was the worst part of waiting tables. "I'll take a nice juicy breast please, just like yours, hahahahaha". Fuck you.

[iamgrace]

Oh, I hate assholes like that. Not cool.

[sergey]

ew what a douche

[candreco]

Gross. And more, what did he hope to accomplish? Has any woman anywhere ever thought that kind of shit was attractive? It's just douchiness for the sake of it.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

I wasn't allowed to be a snack/drink girl at the local golf course because my dad knew too many fuckers like your has coworker.

[melindafelinda]

I think he thought he was being funny and flirty. I think he's kind of a social moron. He keeps coming back to me like trying to say shit like "I'm just a dirty old man." I keep saying it was awful and gross and that girl is sick to death of people being "funny" while they sexually harass her.

My H is like "I think he gets it"

[melindafelinda]

Jul 12, 2013 11:50:37 GMT -5 @gypsy said:

Jul 12, 2013 11:48:52 GMT -5 melindafelinda said:

I think he thought he was being funny and flirty. I think he's kind of a social moron. He keeps coming back to me like trying to say shit like "I'm just a dirty old man." I keep saying it was awful and gross and that girl is sick to death of people being "funny" while they sexually harass her.

My H is like "I think he gets it"

I bet he keeps coming back because he realizes what a perv he looks like. I'd say nothing else about it and let him feel like shit.

I'm very good at that.

Now he just told me he apologized to her.

[jennysmitten]

Jul 12, 2013 11:36:45 GMT -5 @gypsy said:

I'd stick the cookie between my butt-crack for 30 seconds to warm it for him.

I was thinking this exact same thought.

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Jul 12, 2013 11:53:46 GMT -5 toledo said:

I want to rub my pinkeye all over that guy's cookie.

Like, literal pinkeye. Not what gypsy is suggesting.

Ha!

Oh, I mean I'm sorry you have actual pink eye.

[malibu]

Jul 12, 2013 12:32:17 GMT -5 puddleofgrace said:

Accidentally run over him with the golf cart.

App like!

[aprilsails]

Jul 12, 2013 11:35:28 GMT -5 papie said:

Ewwww. That was the worst part of waiting tables. "I'll take a nice juicy breast please, just like yours, hahahahaha". Fuck you.

That's awful.  My call name at the restaurant I served at was Peaches (worst call name ever but I didn't get to pick it). The things I've heard about peaches...

Good job giving him hell Melinda. He deserved it.