This is a legit police report from a city about 10min from me.
O.C. Sheriff’s Department July 12-13. All incidents were reported within Laguna Niguel unless otherwise noted.
Friday, July 12: Citizen Assist. 2:51 p.m. 25000 block of Sanoria Street. A caller reported that she had been plagued with static sensations since WiFi was installed in her neighborhood.
This reminds me of a patient my father had that sparked herself getting out of her car one time it was very dry and she thought the military was shooting electromagnetic energy pulses through the air.
There was one on our police twitter feed last week that a woman called to report that someone broke into her house and left a kitten in her dining room chair. Lol.