Public transportation is always a barrel of laughs

[shostakovich]

So, here is some weirdly corn-related weirdness that just happened to me on my evening commute:

1) I spied a woman eating straight-up corn starch, WITH HER FINGERS, on the subway platform.  She had a HUGE tub of Argo corn starch, and was just going to town on it.

2) The guy next to me on the train - totally professional dude, navy suit, Italian shoes, the works - pulled a corn cob out of his briefcase, set it down on top of said briefcase, took a picture of it with his phone, then stowed it away again. 

Aaand, now I really want corn on the cob with dinner...

Any weird public trans stories you'd care to share? 

PS - I don't think this is even the weirdest thing that has happened to me on the train.

[shostakovich]

Jul 23, 2013 18:26:41 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

We did PT yesterday.

But, but... CORN!