I know! I have one of those bag dispensers that are actually for diapers (they were cheaper and essentially the same thing) and like use like industrial tape to stick it to the roll, ripping a whole in the bottom when I pull it out. And mine ALWAYS poop on walks. I once ripped it so bad I had to take the plastic bag off some advertisement on a neighbor's lawn and use that. I'm betting they cared less about having their junk yard mail exposed than having poop on their lawn
That's the worst! One time DH didn't REALIZE that there was a hole in the bag..... that didn't end well for him. Or me for that matter cuz I laughed REALLY hard at him.