R. Kelly owes nearly $5M in unpaid taxes

[josieposy]

TMZ reporting that he owes a total of $4.85 million for 2005 through 2010.

[insert joke about being trapped in a closet here]

[laurenpetro]

he also owes me all that time i spent watching that shitty Trapped In A Closet that DH INSISTED was the funniest thing ever. it sucked harder than a dyson.

i figure that asshole owes me at least an hour of time that i'll never get back.

[wise_rita]

R. Kelly urinates on 14 year old girls.

That's all I've got.

[heightsyankee]

drip drip drip.

[basilosaurus]

Tom cruise is trapped in the closet.

[IIOY]

Jun 17, 2012 11:58:40 GMT -5 Cloverfield said:

I always wonder how someone who is "rich" can have these tax problems. Where the fluck is their accountant/tax attorney???

Ditto. I also don't understand people who have shitloads of money but wind up with litigation-worthy plastic surgery.

[druidp]

Jun 16, 2012 23:45:35 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

he also owes me all that time i spent watching that shitty Trapped In A Closet that DH INSISTED was the funniest thing ever. it sucked harder than a dyson.

I'm not quite sure I can relate to you in any way, shape or form after this. BLASPHEMY! ;D

To this day that episode is one of my absolute favorites, right up there with the one they did about Mormonism.