Mon: 'I'm out of Lipitor' Tues: 'I'm out of Lipitor' Wed: 'I'm out of Lipitor' Thurs: 'I'm out of Lipitor' Me: 'DO YOU THINK IT MAGICALLY MOFUCKING REFILLS ITSELF IF YOU SAY IT DAILY'?
He's currently attempting to refill his own prescription, he's already hung up once b/c 'it was taking too long'.
OMG
Mine does this. I told him we are completely out of his statin in samples at work, and its like he's afraid of calling the pharmacy for a refill.
He leaves dishes on top of the dish washer instead of putting them in. Leaves his smelly work sock in a ball instead of unfolding them for laundry.
He's a work a Horlick, and will do anything his parents ask. It turns into a fight when I ask him for help at home in things I can't do.
He thinks I don't clean well enough. This one really pisses me off since I keep the house spotless when he's not here. It's not the kids that make the messes, it's him, and I'm not his maid.
Bad table manners= gross
My list could continue for a king time. If you haven't caught in, we are in a bit of a rough watch right now.
H takes his shirts off (button up shirts) with the sleeves inside off, like he peels them off of his body. He leaves them like that, now a lot of times he does do laundry (but then leaves the dry clothes in the dryer to wrinkle) but when I do it I just hang 'em back up like that. He should be grateful I even do his laundry.
When we were first married he thought I would put his shirts on the hanger, sleeve right side out and button EVERY SINGLE BUTTON. I don't even button the top one. That bugs him to no end. I really don't care, do your own laundry.
Coffee cups are everywhere, usually about 4 or 5 in his truck.
He puts things "up". and loses everything - keys, remote, phone, wallet, debit card. He loses his debit card because he uses it and doesn't take the time to put it in his wallet. He loses his driver's license a lot too.
I'm sure he is ADD but will NOT go to the doctor. He also has sleep apnea, I am sure he's had it for a very long time. Will NOT go to the doctor.
We have a huge laundry/utility sink in our laundry room. If he's painting or doing any work, where does he clean up? The kitchen sink. If he's cleaning paint brushes he gets paint drips everywhere, including the walls.
His driving drives everyone crazy. He waits until the last minute to stop. He lets himself get boxed in while driving because he doesn't look at the big picture on the road as to what is ahead of him, what is behind him and what do I need to do to NOT get boxed in.
He's really a nice guy, he's got a great heart. He's funny and smart but damned annoying at times. He's lucky to have PERFECT me!!!!!
He never checks his pockets; ever. I'm constantly picking wire snippets, bolts, nuts, and PAPER out of the washing machine. I have been telling him for 4 years "take everything out of your pockets!" and he tells me "double check them".
Except, I'm of the opinion that if you put it in the hamper, it can just be dumped into the washing machine unless I feel something obvious. He's gotten better now that his shirts don't have pockets in them; my God, the amount of wood shavings that man would bring home in his front pocket.
He sets stuff around. Glasses, clothing, important papers, items. And then they get lost and he'll ask me where they go. I don't know, keep track of your own crap.
He takes off his pants the second he comes in the door & laves them wherever. I am in the living room now looking @ 2 pairs of pants on the couch.
OMG the pants. Lol!!!! Yes mine does this too. I'm so tired of him walking around in underwear 90% of the time. I'm assuming your DH puts other clothes on after? Mine does not.
Hey now, I take my clothes off the moment I walk in the door. I like being unclothed.
If he empties a bottle or something, he sits it on the counter beside the refrigerator. He also used to put dirty dishes on the counter BESIDE the sink- until I told him I was going to kill him if he did it one more time. ::head explosion::
His chewing also makes me homicidal- but I learned recently that's a weird issue with me, it's not his fault. If I hear anyone chew/chomp it makes me want to cut their skin off their faces.
I think DH would like this thread, because he'd be like, "See? I'm not so bad!" I can't picture a grown man just stripping and leaving his clothes wherever. Just go to the bedroom! I have a few minor ones: - leaves on the ceiling fans. Ceiling fans in and of themselves do not cool. They make you feel cooler when you are there, but if you're not there, they serve no purpose. There is no need to have on five separate ceiling fans - instead of washing a big popcorn bowl, he will put it in the dishwasher. It takes five seconds to wipe a popcorn bowl clean, and it's taking up six spots in the dishwasher. - Can never find anything. And I am very anti- gender stereotyping, but all the men in my life (meaning Dad, uncles, etc) are like this and DS is the same way. Where's my juice? It is directly in front of you, less than 12 inches from your eyes! - says "could care less." The phrase is couldN'T care less. could care less does not mean the same thing. - says "unthaw." "We need to unthaw the chicken." Seeing as how the chicken is in the freezer, it already is "unthawed." Perhaps we should thaw it.
I'd be over there, have a glass of tea on the table, run upstairs for about 2-3 minutes to check on the kids and come back down. Teas was down the drain and he'd washed and put away the glass.
OMG this. My H never cleans everything away. EXCEPT MY BEER before I am done with it. I'll leave my beer on the table and run upstairs to get something and ask "Where is my beer?" "Oh I thought you were done, I poured it out and put it in the dishwasher." LEAVE MY BEER ALONE ASSHOLE.
OK, my H leaves lights on all the time. I go around behind him turning them off, and I think he does it on purpose now.
Also, when he is reading he licks his fingers before turning the page. And it bothers me so much. I can't even watch him read stories to our son anymore, or read the mail. Yech.
He will put a dirty dish or glass right next to the sink, but not in the sink. I just don't understand why he can't move the dirty item 3 more inches. After nearly 7 years he's gotten better about it, but it still happens sometimes.
This is me. It's bc I like to leave the drain free/unblocked by dishes.
Old house - We had a double sink, so plenty of space to leave a free drain.
Current house - Huge single sink, with plenty of space to leave the drain clear.
Plus, he's the one that does the dishes! Why not make it easier on himself and set them in the sink with a rinse and/or pre-soak?
Wipes his hand on the kitchen towel, walks off with it and throws it somewhere around the house, then gets all flustered when there is no towel in the kitchen. "omg! Why do we never have towels in the kitchen? I grab one and you get rid of itttt!". Uh, no dude. You left it on the dining room table. And the computer desk. And the frigging deep freeze.
And he always has to stick his big fingers in my chip bowl. I wouldn't mind sharing if he didn't act as if he was never going to eat again. Get your own chips and stop shoveling mine down your gullet.
You, too?
I hate this with a passion. He'll ask me to "pass him the chips/popcorn" whatever and I want to shed tears because it's likely I'll never see them again.
We get our own containers of popcorn at the movies - I swear it has saved our marriage.