He's out there looking for you, just took a wrong turn somewhere.
I got to a point where sex wasn't worth it for just any dude when I was single for many years. I waited until I was sure we'd at least have a couple dates and had potential after that point. Sometimes there were loooooong period in between those guys.
This is how I got. I realized that a random one-night stand just doesn't do it for me so I'm holding out. I don't even want to share how long it's been for me... ::cough cough:: 9 months.... gahhh!!!!
Post by jennynumbers on Aug 6, 2013 19:12:14 GMT -5
May I present to you the Celebrator. This is AHHHHH-FREAKING-MAZING. Best clit vibe I've ever used in all my life.
With fresh batteries I had to use it OVER my underwear. Without my underwear I had to keep my legs closed. With MH he was like "WHOA! This really is something to celebrate."
Get thee to an Athena's distributor (I know of one if you want to order online) and get this thing stat. I want to keep talking about how good it is, THAT'S how good it is.
It's also for the woman on the go. Don't got time for a lengthy diddle- don't sweat it, celebrate it!
I'm in your corner too. I totally agree with leahmel and miss it more after one night stands. It's been almost 3 months for me and I'm learning that it isn't that bad. And so much less hassle and worry.
After my terrible, no-good, very bad sex experience a few months ago, I'm holding out for someone who I can have intimacy with. But I know what you mean...I need to invest in a new toy. Mine just isn't cutting it anymore. I'm going to have to check out the one jennynumbers posted and read some reviews other places.
This is how I got. I realized that a random one-night stand just doesn't do it for me so I'm holding out. I don't even want to share how long it's been for me... ::cough cough:: 9 months.... gahhh!!!!
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
May I present to you the Celebrator. This is AHHHHH-FREAKING-MAZING. Best clit vibe I've ever used in all my life.
With fresh batteries I had to use it OVER my underwear. Without my underwear I had to keep my legs closed. With MH he was like "WHOA! This really is something to celebrate."
Get thee to an Athena's distributor (I know of one if you want to order online) and get this thing stat. I want to keep talking about how good it is, THAT'S how good it is.
It's also for the woman on the go. Don't got time for a lengthy diddle- don't sweat it, celebrate it!
Ummmmm so where can I get this thing? I need a new one and I'm all about celebrations! LOL
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
I felt the same way you did and still do but I'm a failure. I went on a date last week, had some libations and even told the guy he's not getting in my pants. I lied. But for reals this time, I'm on the wagon with you mp.
May I present to you the Celebrator. This is AHHHHH-FREAKING-MAZING. Best clit vibe I've ever used in all my life.
With fresh batteries I had to use it OVER my underwear. Without my underwear I had to keep my legs closed. With MH he was like "WHOA! This really is something to celebrate."
Get thee to an Athena's distributor (I know of one if you want to order online) and get this thing stat. I want to keep talking about how good it is, THAT'S how good it is.
It's also for the woman on the go. Don't got time for a lengthy diddle- don't sweat it, celebrate it!
Ummmmm so where can I get this thing? I need a new one and I'm all about celebrations! LOL
The Celebrator looks like an electric toothbrush...
I'm pretty sure it started out as a attachment for your electric toothbrush. I don't think I could brush my teeth with the same thing that's been giving me the "O" face.