Can you buy yourselves, magically appear in my house, mix, and bake yourselves into a delicious chocolate chip cake and a fruity pebbles cake? I promise to fill and frost you and put some cool designs on you if you can just get to the baked stage.
Thankyouverymuch, Me
Dear Adelaide,
Please don't be a monster today, I have a cake to bake and I need your cooperation to get it done. I promise cake scraps and mousse if you work with me.
Love you, Mama
Dear laundry,
Fold yourself.
Impatiently waiting, The lady who keeps digging through you
Dear Doctors, Please figure out what is going on with PBS. We are at our wits end and she is miserable. We had to pull her out of school for Pete's sake. Run every test you can. I want my healthy daughter back!
Dear Universe, Please stop dangling babies in front of my face and yanking them away at the last minute. My broken heart cannot take one more disappointment. Please be kind and please answer my prayers.
Dear Pandora, Thank you for being the most amazing daughter. You are loved beyond measure.