Crazy things that people say on airplanes

[copzgirl1171]

I am so screwed

[meshaliuknits]

I had no idea that cancer was a response to immorality. I thought that was just hurricanes.

[charminglife]

I probably would have asked to switch seats. I couldn't take the crazy for the duration of the flight if her praying over him was just the start.

[pamela]

huh, so I can give my friend cancer by screwing them over? double whammy

[basilosaurus]

I'd love to hear the theory on colon cancer

[pamela]

Jun 19, 2012 11:52:10 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

I'd love to hear the theory on colon cancer

Only gay men get it. And extra immoral women.

[Deleted]

I'll consider myself lucky--the minister I sat by on my last flight was lovely and we had a very nice conversation about her travels for work.