"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Ok, so I'm done creating threads for a while (with the exception to OOTD) I realize that most of this just turns into daytime entertainment for most. My words are being twisted and mis-quoted. Some girls are being very judgemental and saying very cruel things without knowing the whole situation.
Only if you promise to come back and let us know when you are officially a stripper, cause c'mon..that's the next logical step in your life!
Post by hisno1girl on Aug 20, 2013 17:54:03 GMT -5
Even though you said you left the thread, I have to wonder........
What is the longest time you've ever been single? I mean, starting after your first marriage ended in divorce?
Also, since you've been seeing him for a while now, surely he knows about the situation with your son. Is he willing to lend you the money you need or are you simply not interested in asking him for the money?
Post by Ohhmm(bligo) on Aug 20, 2013 19:48:38 GMT -5
I made a GTKE guide for the newbs.
So, You Want a Ride On the Merry Go Round
Here you are on the Nest, ready to talk to people who will, as shown time and time again, belittle, mock, and insult you (although they do occasionally do things like help you stop dressing so slutty and help you with your eyebrows). How are you going to begin your interaction?
-Actual Innocent Post (well that got boring fast)
-“Innocent” Post (offhand racism or other wide eyed innocent comment)
-Laugh along and discuss how funny ML is and how you aren’t bothered at all, really, you post for the sheer entertainment of seeing what they’ll say.
-Grow tired of the insults and the occasional hits below the belt (everyone in the room looks over at TOTS) and began defending yourself. USE A LOT OF CAPS and some slurs, along with curse words, to help things simmer down.
-Begin screaming FUCK YOU ALL, I’M NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE. I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SHIT. NOW I FINALLY SEE THAT YOU ALL ARE MEAN AND RUDE AND
-Return Asking for Advice. Possible Topics: -Where do you guys buy cardigans? (Wait! Have you made a post in the past few days pointing out how broke you are, I mean I have $1 in my account to feed myself, son, and worthless H, I’m not getting my teeth fixed or else son gets nothing for Christmas post? LOL, shut up, you have so.)
-What should I do about H? (Make sure you mention how he is useless and mean and nasty, but you’re stuck, and he’s going to get everything, but oh! He promises to change) *It MAY win them over if you tell them all about how he bought you a Slurpee *Defend him to the END if anyone calls him lazy or worthless. Then make multiple posts crying about how lazy and worthless he is.
-What should I do about this latest ridiculous, easily solved but somehow impossible, issue?
-YOU DON’T KNOW MY LYYYYYYYYYYYFE
-Wait! Don’t forget your shtick! Try spouting off as some kind of uber conservative Christian ANDSLASHOR Burlesque dancer (bonus: make sure to tell them your stage name, share both the FB page of your persona and your company, which contains youtube videos, and share photos of you stripping on a dirty basement floor)
-You’re probably going to need a new iteration of your name, what with the GBCNing and exHs spying on you and all. Try something that is completely obvious, make no secret about it, then put a picture of Orphan Annie, stating that you are Evee in your sig. Then have a shit fit when everyone calls you Evee because XH IS WATCHING YOU. Make sure that you’re posting OOTDs every day when you do this (I swear to God, Evee, I thought NOTHING would ever top my love for you that day. Until I saw the grandma burlesque routine. I’m convinced you did it for me.)
- FUCK YOU ALL, I’M NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE. I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SHIT. NOW I FINALLY SEE THAT YOU ALL ARE MEAN AND RUDE AND
-Casual Mentioning of Ongoing Problems and How Impossible They Are, how YOU DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE YOU COULD FIX THIS and pleading for non-judgment and empathy
-I HATE YOU ALL, I THINK I’M GOING TO STOP POSTING IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE MEAN
-Discuss the medical issue where your brain has a tumah and is shrinking. No one will turn that around at ALL.
(Rinse and repeat for approximately four cycles)
Wait. Lurk. In a few months, someone will mention you and you can pop up at ‘random’.
Wait. They’re not talking about you yet? Ok, wait until they’re discussing a different trainwreck and then pop up. Strategies can vary between “LOLZ, at least I’m not THAT CHICK, right guys?” and “OMG you poor thing, they are mean ALL THE TIME, don’t worry.”
Haughty update on fantastic life. Include the new guy, the new job, the new shtick, and the new POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON LIFE. When the outpouring of shit, gifs, and snark happens, laugh along for approximately four responses.
- FUCK YOU ALL, I’M NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE. I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SHIT. NOW I FINALLY SEE THAT YOU ALL ARE MEAN AND RUDE AND
Last Edit: Aug 20, 2013 20:12:55 GMT -5 by Ohhmm(bligo)
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
One of my "favorite" Evee stories from years ago was when she mentioned the time her first XH burst in on her when she was in the shower and he choked her, almost to the point of unconsciousness. But then she brought up later that she didn't really pass out, so it was ok.
The next day or so, a random person says that her H won't perform oral on her and what should she do?
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Post by chickadee77 on Aug 20, 2013 20:18:06 GMT -5
@ombligest, your summary is toooooo long. But quite accurate! Good job, lol!
::cough::catfish::cough::
I've stayed out of the evee bs, but please. I truly hope no one is this stupid.
Also, am I the only one who noticed her saying she's "on the side of the damn road in skanky clothes holding a fucking sign?" I thought burlesque was all noble and shit. And her clothes were "cute." Hmmm. Okay. Whatevs.
@ombligest, your summary is toooooo long. But quite accurate! Good job, lol!
::cough::catfish::cough::
I've stayed out of the evee bs, but please. I truly hope no one is this stupid.
Also, am I the only one who noticed her saying she's "on the side of the damn road in skanky clothes holding a fucking sign?" I thought burlesque was all noble and shit. And her clothes were "cute." Hmmm. Okay. Whatevs.
I SAID I'M NOT GOOD WITH BEING SUCCINCT.
Also, you don't sum up years and years of Evee (yes, people, years and years. This merry go round is like a goddamned Goosebumps Choose Your Adventure ending) in a paragraph.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Oh my theory is that he involved with adult entertainment.
Cough cough strip club owner? Burlesque dance talent coordinator?
he is obviously a patron who has fallen for Crimson LeClover
I'm pissed that she's ruining Joan Jett for me because I heard Crimson and Clover the other day but in my head I was saying it "Crimson LeClover, over and over"
Her teeth were so bad at Christmas time she said she couldn't eat solid food but she was going to wait until February to get them fixed.
This was so memorable. She was going to wait for her tax refund money right? Otherwise she would have to send the money she was going to spend on the child's presents? Meanwhile they hurt so bad she was unable to brush.
Here you are on the Nest, ready to talk to people who will, as shown time and time again, belittle, mock, and insult you (although they do occasionally do things like help you stop dressing so slutty and help you with your eyebrows). How are you going to begin your interaction?
-Actual Innocent Post (well that got boring fast)
-“Innocent” Post (offhand racism or other wide eyed innocent comment)
-Laugh along and discuss how funny ML is and how you aren’t bothered at all, really, you post for the sheer entertainment of seeing what they’ll say.
-Grow tired of the insults and the occasional hits below the belt (everyone in the room looks over at TOTS) and began defending yourself. USE A LOT OF CAPS and some slurs, along with curse words, to help things simmer down.
-Begin screaming FUCK YOU ALL, I’M NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE. I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SHIT. NOW I FINALLY SEE THAT YOU ALL ARE MEAN AND RUDE AND
-Return Asking for Advice. Possible Topics: -Where do you guys buy cardigans? (Wait! Have you made a post in the past few days pointing out how broke you are, I mean I have $1 in my account to feed myself, son, and worthless H, I’m not getting my teeth fixed or else son gets nothing for Christmas post? LOL, shut up, you have so.)
-What should I do about H? (Make sure you mention how he is useless and mean and nasty, but you’re stuck, and he’s going to get everything, but oh! He promises to change) *It MAY win them over if you tell them all about how he bought you a Slurpee *Defend him to the END if anyone calls him lazy or worthless. Then make multiple posts crying about how lazy and worthless he is.
-What should I do about this latest ridiculous, easily solved but somehow impossible, issue?
-YOU DON’T KNOW MY LYYYYYYYYYYYFE
-Wait! Don’t forget your shtick! Try spouting off as some kind of uber conservative Christian ANDSLASHOR Burlesque dancer (bonus: make sure to tell them your stage name, share both the FB page of your persona and your company, which contains youtube videos, and share photos of you stripping on a dirty basement floor)
-You’re probably going to need a new iteration of your name, what with the GBCNing and exHs spying on you and all. Try something that is completely obvious, make no secret about it, then put a picture of Orphan Annie, stating that you are Evee in your sig. Then have a shit fit when everyone calls you Evee because XH IS WATCHING YOU. Make sure that you’re posting OOTDs every day when you do this (I swear to God, Evee, I thought NOTHING would ever top my love for you that day. Until I saw the grandma burlesque routine. I’m convinced you did it for me.)
- FUCK YOU ALL, I’M NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE. I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SHIT. NOW I FINALLY SEE THAT YOU ALL ARE MEAN AND RUDE AND
-Casual Mentioning of Ongoing Problems and How Impossible They Are, how YOU DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE YOU COULD FIX THIS and pleading for non-judgment and empathy
-I HATE YOU ALL, I THINK I’M GOING TO STOP POSTING IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE MEAN
-Discuss the medical issue where your brain has a tumah and is shrinking. No one will turn that around at ALL.
(Rinse and repeat for approximately four cycles)
Wait. Lurk. In a few months, someone will mention you and you can pop up at ‘random’.
Wait. They’re not talking about you yet? Ok, wait until they’re discussing a different trainwreck and then pop up. Strategies can vary between “LOLZ, at least I’m not THAT CHICK, right guys?” and “OMG you poor thing, they are mean ALL THE TIME, don’t worry.”
Haughty update on fantastic life. Include the new guy, the new job, the new shtick, and the new POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON LIFE. When the outpouring of shit, gifs, and snark happens, laugh along for approximately four responses.
- FUCK YOU ALL, I’M NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE. I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SHIT. NOW I FINALLY SEE THAT YOU ALL ARE MEAN AND RUDE AND
@ombligest, your summary is toooooo long. But quite accurate! Good job, lol!
::cough::catfish::cough::
I've stayed out of the evee bs, but please. I truly hope no one is this stupid.
Also, am I the only one who noticed her saying she's "on the side of the damn road in skanky clothes holding a fucking sign?" I thought burlesque was all noble and shit. And her clothes were "cute." Hmmm. Okay. Whatevs.
I SAID I'M NOT GOOD WITH BEING SUCCINCT.
Also, you don't sum up years and years of Evee (yes, people, years and years. This merry go round is like a goddamned Goosebumps Choose Your Adventure ending) in a paragraph.
No, no! I've had a beer or twelve, and I meant no insult. I'm impressed by the the comprehensiveness of your summary, but it's too damn long in that she's been yanking everyone's chain for so damn long. Or she's just that big of an Amtrak. I meant no negative reflection on you; in fact, I quite enjoyed your summing-up!