Her teeth were so bad at Christmas time she said she couldn't eat solid food but she was going to wait until February to get them fixed.
This was so memorable. She was going to wait for her tax refund money right? Otherwise she would have to send the money she was going to spend on the child's presents? Meanwhile they hurt so bad she was unable to brush.
Also, she once went five days without bathing because she didn't have time.
This was so memorable. She was going to wait for her tax refund money right? Otherwise she would have to send the money she was going to spend on the child's presents? Meanwhile they hurt so bad she was unable to brush.
Also, she once went five days without bathing because she didn't have time.
@ombligest, your summary is toooooo long. But quite accurate! Good job, lol!
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I've stayed out of the evee bs, but please. I truly hope no one is this stupid.
Also, am I the only one who noticed her saying she's "on the side of the damn road in skanky clothes holding a fucking sign?" I thought burlesque was all noble and shit. And her clothes were "cute." Hmmm. Okay. Whatevs.
You should know that I really *don't* get you.
?? Please see clarification post. Sorry I'm drunk posting and not very articulate.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
You have time for dating and dancing but waited weeks to do anything about your kids shitty school situation?
Tricky - For the last time I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD DO ANYTHING. I THOUGHT SINCE XH HAD RESIDENCY, HE COULD MAKE THOSE DECISION AND THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO ABOUT IT. I JUST FOUND OUT I COULD DO SOMETHING 2 WEEKS AGO.
Don't you think, if I knew there was something I could do months ago, I would have!!!!!!!!
And yet, after all sorts of people showed you how to handle the matter for low to no cost, you have done precisely dick...
Here you are on the Nest, ready to talk to people who will, as shown time and time again, belittle, mock, and insult you (although they do occasionally do things like help you stop dressing so slutty and help you with your eyebrows). How are you going to begin your interaction?
-Actual Innocent Post (well that got boring fast)
-“Innocent” Post (offhand racism or other wide eyed innocent comment)
-Laugh along and discuss how funny ML is and how you aren’t bothered at all, really, you post for the sheer entertainment of seeing what they’ll say.
-Grow tired of the insults and the occasional hits below the belt (everyone in the room looks over at TOTS) and began defending yourself. USE A LOT OF CAPS and some slurs, along with curse words, to help things simmer down.
-Begin screaming FUCK YOU ALL, I’M NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE. I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SHIT. NOW I FINALLY SEE THAT YOU ALL ARE MEAN AND RUDE AND
-Return Asking for Advice. Possible Topics: -Where do you guys buy cardigans? (Wait! Have you made a post in the past few days pointing out how broke you are, I mean I have $1 in my account to feed myself, son, and worthless H, I’m not getting my teeth fixed or else son gets nothing for Christmas post? LOL, shut up, you have so.)
-What should I do about H? (Make sure you mention how he is useless and mean and nasty, but you’re stuck, and he’s going to get everything, but oh! He promises to change) *It MAY win them over if you tell them all about how he bought you a Slurpee *Defend him to the END if anyone calls him lazy or worthless. Then make multiple posts crying about how lazy and worthless he is.
-What should I do about this latest ridiculous, easily solved but somehow impossible, issue?
-YOU DON’T KNOW MY LYYYYYYYYYYYFE
-Wait! Don’t forget your shtick! Try spouting off as some kind of uber conservative Christian ANDSLASHOR Burlesque dancer (bonus: make sure to tell them your stage name, share both the FB page of your persona and your company, which contains youtube videos, and share photos of you stripping on a dirty basement floor)
-You’re probably going to need a new iteration of your name, what with the GBCNing and exHs spying on you and all. Try something that is completely obvious, make no secret about it, then put a picture of Orphan Annie, stating that you are Evee in your sig. Then have a shit fit when everyone calls you Evee because XH IS WATCHING YOU. Make sure that you’re posting OOTDs every day when you do this (I swear to God, Evee, I thought NOTHING would ever top my love for you that day. Until I saw the grandma burlesque routine. I’m convinced you did it for me.)
- FUCK YOU ALL, I’M NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE. I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SHIT. NOW I FINALLY SEE THAT YOU ALL ARE MEAN AND RUDE AND
-Casual Mentioning of Ongoing Problems and How Impossible They Are, how YOU DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE YOU COULD FIX THIS and pleading for non-judgment and empathy
-I HATE YOU ALL, I THINK I’M GOING TO STOP POSTING IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE MEAN
-Discuss the medical issue where your brain has a tumah and is shrinking. No one will turn that around at ALL.
(Rinse and repeat for approximately four cycles)
Wait. Lurk. In a few months, someone will mention you and you can pop up at ‘random’.
Wait. They’re not talking about you yet? Ok, wait until they’re discussing a different trainwreck and then pop up. Strategies can vary between “LOLZ, at least I’m not THAT CHICK, right guys?” and “OMG you poor thing, they are mean ALL THE TIME, don’t worry.”
Haughty update on fantastic life. Include the new guy, the new job, the new shtick, and the new POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON LIFE. When the outpouring of shit, gifs, and snark happens, laugh along for approximately four responses.
- FUCK YOU ALL, I’M NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE. I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SHIT. NOW I FINALLY SEE THAT YOU ALL ARE MEAN AND RUDE AND
Did you ever call the FSDB to find out if they'd take your son mid-semester if you do pay the lawyer and take your ex to court?
She's too busy with her new "man" now. You know since her life is in shambles and her XH has primary custody of him. Wonder why this guy wasn't brought up before..ooh wait I do, she was busy wanting ML to do her paperwork for her and hold her hand.
How old is she by the way? I feel like my friend's 7 month old knows more than this broad does. Did anyone mention for her to get a 2nd job working retail or Home Depot? She could make the $500 if she works a few nights a week and on the weekends she doesn't have her son. Instead her time is being put towards a new relationship.
Here you are on the Nest, ready to talk to people who will, as shown time and time again, belittle, mock, and insult you (although they do occasionally do things like help you stop dressing so slutty and help you with your eyebrows). How are you going to begin your interaction?
-Actual Innocent Post (well that got boring fast)
-“Innocent” Post (offhand racism or other wide eyed innocent comment)
-Laugh along and discuss how funny ML is and how you aren’t bothered at all, really, you post for the sheer entertainment of seeing what they’ll say.
-Grow tired of the insults and the occasional hits below the belt (everyone in the room looks over at TOTS) and began defending yourself. USE A LOT OF CAPS and some slurs, along with curse words, to help things simmer down.
-Begin screaming FUCK YOU ALL, I’M NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE. I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SHIT. NOW I FINALLY SEE THAT YOU ALL ARE MEAN AND RUDE AND
-Return Asking for Advice. Possible Topics: -Where do you guys buy cardigans? (Wait! Have you made a post in the past few days pointing out how broke you are, I mean I have $1 in my account to feed myself, son, and worthless H, I’m not getting my teeth fixed or else son gets nothing for Christmas post? LOL, shut up, you have so.)
-What should I do about H? (Make sure you mention how he is useless and mean and nasty, but you’re stuck, and he’s going to get everything, but oh! He promises to change) *It MAY win them over if you tell them all about how he bought you a Slurpee *Defend him to the END if anyone calls him lazy or worthless. Then make multiple posts crying about how lazy and worthless he is.
-What should I do about this latest ridiculous, easily solved but somehow impossible, issue?
-YOU DON’T KNOW MY LYYYYYYYYYYYFE
-Wait! Don’t forget your shtick! Try spouting off as some kind of uber conservative Christian ANDSLASHOR Burlesque dancer (bonus: make sure to tell them your stage name, share both the FB page of your persona and your company, which contains youtube videos, and share photos of you stripping on a dirty basement floor)
-You’re probably going to need a new iteration of your name, what with the GBCNing and exHs spying on you and all. Try something that is completely obvious, make no secret about it, then put a picture of Orphan Annie, stating that you are Evee in your sig. Then have a shit fit when everyone calls you Evee because XH IS WATCHING YOU. Make sure that you’re posting OOTDs every day when you do this (I swear to God, Evee, I thought NOTHING would ever top my love for you that day. Until I saw the grandma burlesque routine. I’m convinced you did it for me.)
- FUCK YOU ALL, I’M NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE. I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SHIT. NOW I FINALLY SEE THAT YOU ALL ARE MEAN AND RUDE AND
-Casual Mentioning of Ongoing Problems and How Impossible They Are, how YOU DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE YOU COULD FIX THIS and pleading for non-judgment and empathy
-I HATE YOU ALL, I THINK I’M GOING TO STOP POSTING IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE MEAN
-Discuss the medical issue where your brain has a tumah and is shrinking. No one will turn that around at ALL.
(Rinse and repeat for approximately four cycles)
Wait. Lurk. In a few months, someone will mention you and you can pop up at ‘random’.
Wait. They’re not talking about you yet? Ok, wait until they’re discussing a different trainwreck and then pop up. Strategies can vary between “LOLZ, at least I’m not THAT CHICK, right guys?” and “OMG you poor thing, they are mean ALL THE TIME, don’t worry.”
Haughty update on fantastic life. Include the new guy, the new job, the new shtick, and the new POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON LIFE. When the outpouring of shit, gifs, and snark happens, laugh along for approximately four responses.
- FUCK YOU ALL, I’M NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE. I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING YOU ASSHOLES SHIT. NOW I FINALLY SEE THAT YOU ALL ARE MEAN AND RUDE AND
Did you ever call the FSDB to find out if they'd take your son mid-semester if you do pay the lawyer and take your ex to court?
She's too busy with her new "man" now. You know since her life is in shambles and her XH has primary custody of him. Wonder why this guy wasn't brought up before..ooh wait I do, she was busy wanting ML to do her paperwork for her and hold her hand.
How old is she by the way? I feel like my friend's 7 month old knows more than this broad does. Did anyone mention for her to get a 2nd job working retail or Home Depot? She could make the $500 if she works a few nights a week and on the weekends she doesn't have her son. Instead her time is being put towards a new relationship.
Oh, wow! Thank god Kay finally figured this shit out. Of course people should've suggested a second job. Seems so clear, now...
But you forgot about only owning 3 pair of underwear and trying on pants commando, just kidding, who would be that gross? And if your cat is sick, you should do the humane thing and shoot it.
Don't forget texting and driving is okay, as long as your kid is not in the car.
She's too busy with her new "man" now. You know since her life is in shambles and her XH has primary custody of him. Wonder why this guy wasn't brought up before..ooh wait I do, she was busy wanting ML to do her paperwork for her and hold her hand.
How old is she by the way? I feel like my friend's 7 month old knows more than this broad does. Did anyone mention for her to get a 2nd job working retail or Home Depot? She could make the $500 if she works a few nights a week and on the weekends she doesn't have her son. Instead her time is being put towards a new relationship.
Oh, wow! Thank god Kay finally figured this shit out. Of course people should've suggested a second job. Seems so clear, now...
Yeah, I was being completely sarcastic when I said did anyone mention for her to get a 2nd job. I know she won't. Everyone knows she will do the bare minimum when it comes to this court thing and come next August we'll still be hearing about the $500 or maybe stop being so selfish worrying about her damn squirrels/new bf and actually worry about the well being of her son with his new school. I'm sure if her boss knew what was going on he or she would allow her a day off.
Alas, there will continue to be 5-8 page threads about how she can't figure it out.