I just broke my ankle on a cat.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Cambria came running screeching out from the kitchen, where they were eating snack, that she pooped.  I took her upstairs and was trying to clean her up when the phone rang.  Kristen wanted to answer it, I told her sure.  After about five rings, it stopped ringing, and then she came running up yelling HOW DO I PUSH IT ON???  I said, well, it's not ringing anymore, it's too late now.  Then I showed her, and she asked if she could hold it in case they called back, and then we heard a voice yelling NO SHE DID IT, YAAAAY.  It was a MetLife agent wanting to talk about H's insurance.  I rushed off to the bedroom to get a pen.  While I was in there, I heard scambling and flushing noises.  I ran back to find a poospolsion, and Bria yelling, I FUSH IT, HOOWAAAYYYY CAMI!!  I squatted down and cleaned her, put a new Pull Up on, stood up with the old one, whirled around to throw it away, and fell over godforsaken SwaggerCat, who is bathroom obsessed and had ran up there behind me and flopped over belly up.
I had to come down the stairs using the railings as a crutch.  There is still a poosplosion up there.

That all happened in about 3 minutes.

[studytime45]

OMG. poor poodle

Also, I broke my ankle falling down the stairs 2.5 months ago. Be careful. It can happen to YOU!

[mandy0810]

That sucks . I laughed at the met life agent cheering for your daughter though.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

She was very nice and kept going on about how cute it was. She missed the poosplosion, though.