"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
It's really not a trick question. I don't really drink so I'm not sure how much to put in here. Seriously guys, help me out.
In all seriousness, fill a quarter of the jug with vodka and a quarter with lemonade. Taste it and adjust to your preference as you fill the rest of the jug (i.e. keep it 50/50 if you like it, if it's not strong enough, add more vodka than lemonade as you continue filling the jug.)
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg