"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
Because obviously they'd need you to go out with someone equally camera-friendly, so you're guaranteed a good-looking date!
Disclaimer: Not that looks are everything. You're also being guaranteed a first date with someone who is not planning to kill you and make you into a skin suit. ...At least not on the first date while the cameras are there.