Shameful Hygiene Secrets article

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I found this article. I saw the title and thought, "they're probably not even that bad". I was wrong. I'm sure I do some things that other people would call gross, but I can't say I've ever stuck a sock in my buttcrack so I don't poop the bed if I shart.

www.thefrisky.com/2012-06-20/8-shameful-hygiene-secrets-i-will-apparently-not-take-to-my-grave/#more-2293981

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:-(

Why?

[leeann]

This can not be real- why the hell would you put your foot in your toilet?

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I started reading it and kept thinking that it must be a joke. Nope. Not a joke.

[mrsjuleshs]

WHY did I read that? Good Lord, that person is nasty.

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I thought this was going to be some mild-tempered shit.

Nope. Nightmares.

[snorky]

I refuse to believe these are true. Or, if they are, that this person blends in with the rest of the normal, non-peeing in a vase population- she is deluded.

[leeann]

the toenail as a toothpick is making me gag

[louloudi87]

Toenail toothpick? TOENAIL TOOTHPICK?!?! What the ever loving fuck is that about!?

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Not only am I asking why she would do these things, but why is she posting it for the entire internet universe to see?

[Kit]

Dare I even open this?!

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I think she thought people would relate to her. She's a guy's girl!

[sake]

ummm disgusting. toe nail tooth pick made me throw up a little.

[Ruby Gloom]

Okay, this chick will be single for a long, long, time. She AND her peanut buttery vibe/snatch. Nasty.

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Jun 20, 2012 16:14:15 GMT -5 lightyear said:

I think she thought people would relate to her. She's a guy's girl!

But do guys do these things?! +o(

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Jun 20, 2012 16:15:19 GMT -5 snickerdoodle said:

Jun 20, 2012 16:14:15 GMT -5 lightyear said:

I think she thought people would relate to her. She's a guy's girl!

But do guys do these things?!

Well, I'm hoping no one uses the PB&Vibrator.

[Ruby Gloom]

Jun 20, 2012 16:17:25 GMT -5 lightyear said:

Jun 20, 2012 16:15:19 GMT -5 snickerdoodle said:

But do guys do these things?!

Well, I'm hoping no one uses the PB&Vibrator.

Well, it's right there handy on the floor!

ETA: Next to the pee-vase. WTF?? Yuck! This is just so gross! What this place must smell like! Just...Yuck!

[bonquiqui]

+o( +o( +o( +o(

This must be Kayla's sister

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I don't think I can ever go back on The Frisky again. It's generally just the typical fashion, makeup, celebrity, men, etc. type website, which was why I really wasn't expecting to read something so disgusting.

I still look like this since reading it-

[emjacobs]

PB in your va Jay Jay ?!??!? Seriously? I can over look blowing your nose on a sock. I can even over look peeing in a vase at night. But I can not overlook the pb on your battery operated boyfriend by accident. And why the hell was it on the floor? Did she toss it there after her last session? Does she not clean it? Does it have a black film from being on her disgusting floor.

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That lady is fucking disgusting! +o(

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Jun 20, 2012 16:23:43 GMT -5 @jehc said:

This is one of the grossest things I've ever read. No one without serious mental issues does this shit. No one.

This is what I was thinking. What sane person pisses in a flower vase on a regular basis and has to stuff a freaking sock in their butt because they tend to shit themselves? Not to mention the PBVibe and toenail toothpick WTFFFFFFFFFFFF?!

[poppyseed]

Gross! She pees in a vase?! What a fucking lazy ass. Every single thing she listed disgusts me +o(

[UMaineTeach]

how is it even easier to pee in a vase? it's not.

[cheesierthanchedda]

Maybe it's a really big vase?

[BlackCanary]

All of those are disgusting! Why doesn't she just throw on a Depends instead of using a sock?

And who puts their vibrator on the floor? This makes no sense to me.

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The toenail toothpick is the most disgusting thing I've heard of in a long time.

[sweetday]

Jun 20, 2012 16:44:43 GMT -5 emjacobs said:

the pb on your battery operated boyfriend by accident. And why the hell was it on the floor? Did she toss it there after her last session? Does she not clean it? Does it have a black film from being on her disgusting floor.

All this! Fucking nasty

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Considering what her hygeine habits are like, I can't imagine what other nastiness is laying around on the floor that a sticky peanut butter covered vibrator could pick up. *gag*

[malibu]

So glad I read this as my dinner finishes cooking. Gross.

And someone else pointed out-why in the ever loving hell would you let everyone on the internet know your gross, hideous habits?