Oh god. So... she cleans her feet in the toilet...and then puts the toes in her mouth to chew off her toilet water soaked toenails and then uses them as toothpicks?
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
You just made the gross that much worse. I was too busy with the creepy shudders to think that much into it. Now it's super +o(
Oh god. So... she cleans her feet in the toilet...and then puts the toes in her mouth to chew off her toilet water soaked toenails and then uses them as toothpicks?
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
And remember that all that nasty black floor juice is on her vibe because SHE PUTS IT ON THE FLOOR
Oh god. So... she cleans her feet in the toilet...and then puts the toes in her mouth to chew off her toilet water soaked toenails and then uses them as toothpicks?
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
And remember that all that nasty black floor juice is on her vibe because SHE PUTS IT ON THE FLOOR
The toilet footbath is the least disgusting thing here. And that's saying a lot. Peeing in a vase? Have to sleep with a sock shoved in your asscrack?? WHAT THE FUCK.
No apartment is big enough to justify peeing in a vase. NONE. And I used to wake up to pee a LOT.
This is so bizarre. So she has to use TP for her vase pissing, but a wad of TP in her butt for the sharts is too much? Why not use an additional sock for the vase pissing, or fuck, if you're at this point just drip dry.
Look, if I woke up in the mornings and found I had unknowingly SHAT MYSELF, I wouldn't self-medicate with a tube sock, I'd get my leaking ass to a doctor.
FFS. But think about it....she shits in a sock and pisses in a vase. That toilet might be the cleanest thing in her apartment!
Post by VeryViolet on Jun 20, 2012 20:19:30 GMT -5
Omg if you are sharting your pants so often that you have to put a sock up there for the love of god change your diet or consult a physician. And I cannot even discuss the pissing in the vase.
Look, if I woke up in the mornings and found I had unknowingly SHAT MYSELF, I wouldn't self-medicate with a tube sock, I'd get my leaking ass to a doctor.
FFS. But think about it....she shits in a sock and pisses in a vase. That toilet might be the cleanest thing in her apartment!
Post by hisno1girl on Jun 20, 2012 20:26:11 GMT -5
Can you imagine what her place smells like? Urine filled vases, peanut butter scraps on the floor, snot everywhere, feet doused in the toilet and then she fucking bites her toenails.
Can you imagine how her coworker feel after reading this?
This is seriously one of the nastiest things I've ever read and I have to keep telling myself it's not really true. No real person would wash their feet in the fucking toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, there is no way it's impossible to get her floor clean. NONE and I'm sorry, I would rather wear shoes all day in my muthafucking house than resort to sticking my foot in a fucking toilet. And why not wash them in the tub? Or use baby wipes? Or wear socks and throw them out each day?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
But I must confess I've blown my nose on a clean sock or even a not so clean tee shirt but only when I'm disgustingly sick, have run out of kleenex and am completely certain the contents of my nose will be all over my floor before I can get to the toilet paper.
Dude, there is no way it's impossible to get her floor clean. NONE and I'm sorry, I would rather wear shoes all day in my muthafucking house than resort to sticking my foot in a fucking toilet. And why not wash them in the tub? Or use baby wipes? Or wear socks and throw them out each day?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
This! The only places I've been where my feet turn black from being barefoot are outside, and the in-laws, where they haven't swept or mopped since they bought their house years ago (or so it seems). Anywhere you can pull out a mop or (at worst) scrub the floor on hands and knees one good time and mop thereafter there will not be black feet.