Let me tell you about this douche at the store.

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I had asked the cashier to break $100 and the guy behind me pulls out his wallet and says "oh, you don't like carrying around big bills?" while pulling out $500 and waving it in my face. Ok, so then she's counting out change and he made a comment about hoping there was still enough change for him. I was trying to put my bags in the cart and put my money away and he was inching closer and closer and twirling his keys around his finger and shaking them in front of Eloise and he turned his key fob around so she could see it and said "look! B.M.W" while pointing to each letter.

It was weird and sad at the same time.

[scotty]

Ew.

[Mrs.Beagle]

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what the fuck, dude.

[pantsparty]

OMG. What a total dick.

[snipsnsnails]

Was it a $500 bill? I have only ever seen 1 or 2 in my life and it's been a looooong time.

And he does sound sad.

[underwaterrhymes]

What a pretentious asshole. I am betting he doesn't get laid very often.

[candyapple]

Wow, that's awful.

[angelaa73]

You shoulda been like heeeeyyyyyy can I get your numba?

[Deleted]

He was hitting on you.

[statlerwaldorf]

I would automatically assume he has a really small penis.

[RitzyHeifer]

Jun 20, 2012 19:02:17 GMT -5 @jehc said:

Oh, you met my father in law!

Word for word what I thought about the cash (no BMW for my FIL, tho he would enthusiastically point out his Chevy Impala - it's NASCAR-style, bitch!)

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Jun 20, 2012 19:11:34 GMT -5 statlerwaldorf said:

I would automatically assume he has a really small penis.

lol

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Jun 20, 2012 19:05:02 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

Was it a $500 bill? I have only ever seen 1 or 2 in my life and it's been a looooong time.

And he does sound sad.

No. It was a wad of hundreds that he was fanning us with.

[snipsnsnails]

Jun 20, 2012 19:22:13 GMT -5 @jlm523 said:

Jun 20, 2012 19:05:02 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

Was it a $500 bill? I have only ever seen 1 or 2 in my life and it's been a looooong time.

And he does sound sad.

No. It was a wad of hundreds that he was fanning us with.

Ha, this is even more ridiculous. What a weird encounter.

[Deleted]

So bizarre.

[Jermys]

LOL! He was totally trying to hit on you!!

[sprky79]

The WIERDEST things happen to you.

[Deleted]

I wonder if he knows he's pitied by anyone he comes into contact with.

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Jun 20, 2012 20:41:53 GMT -5 @sprky79 said:

The WIERDEST things happen to you.

I attract weirdos.

[angelaa73]

:buzzer:
not hitting on

trying to impress? yes!
hitting on? no!