I cannot stop reading Jenny Reads 50 Shades.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I read it all night last night, when I was supposed to be doing schoolwork.
I remembered random lines and laughed to myself all day.
I came home and read it some more.
I tried to study, but this jackass wants me to learn about genetics and prokaryotes and cytoplasms and the ATCGATCG patterns of DNA and lolwtf, I haven't had biology in 15 years, not even my spellcheck knows those words, so now I'm STILL sitting here reading this damn blog.

And I got here:
Then she heads outside, and someone calls her name:
I turn expectantly, and an ashen young woman approaches me cautiously. She looks like a ghost – so pale and strangely blank.
This woman knows Ana’s full name, and just stares at her until Ana says the polite version of “What the fuck do you want and why are you staring at me and also are you that girl from The Ring?” which translates into nice people speak as, “‘Can I help you?’”
“No… I just wanted to look at you.” Her voice is eerily soft. Like me, she has dark hair that starkly contrasts with her fair skin. Her eyes are brown, like bourbon, but flat. There’s no life in them at all. Her beautiful face is pale, and etched with sorrow.
The ghost from The Ring is wearing designer clothes that are too big, and she’s got a dirty bandage around her wrist. The ghost from The Ring asks Ana:
“What do you have that I don’t?”
Samara wanders off and gets lost in the crowd, and Ana thinks to herself,
What was that about?


And started to cry, snort, howl with laughter.  All the pets left the room.  H got disgusted and left the room.  Cambria started crying upstairs.

I'm only 3 chapters in to the second book.

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jennytrout.wordpress.com/2012/04/18/50-shades-of-grey-chapter-one-or-why-ana-is-the-shittiest-friend-ever/

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

It's a hysterical writer reviewing 50 Shades of Grey, chapter by chapter, with amazing pictures (in other words, I'm marrying her someday.  We're going to have a cardboard cut out of Chris Hansen.  In a seat.  Right over there).

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Now I can't stop reading it.

[discogranny]

I started reading it at lunch today and finally had to force myself back to work. I'm reading right now too and I had zero interest in the actual 50 Shades books.

[BAMFMrsB]

Well. I just found my next Internet black hole. If I pull on the rope twice, pull me back out!!!

Sesly. This shit is golden.

[W.T.Faulkner]

This is just so awesome.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Sept 4, 2013 22:46:14 GMT -5 frkls said:

i just came over here from there and found this thread. i'm going back over there now because i can't stop

[BaliHai]

This will never not be my favorite:



jennytrout.wordpress.com/2012/04/19/50-shades-of-grey-chapter-2-recap-or-shopping-for-a-serial-killers-birthday/

[shoeless]

Thank you for posting this link... I didn't want to get any work done today anyway!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I had dreams in my head all night long. Not of ripped jeans, but of "Pop Goes The Weasel", but with Chedward and Anabella.
And then in the shower this morning, it was still stuck in my head, but my brain is a freak who changed the words to "all around the Diggory bush".

I changed my mind. Picsandgif soulmate or not, I hate Jenny Trout for what she's done to me. That's not cool to do to ANYONE.

[wambam]

All day. All fucking day.

[alare]

50 shades of suck is good, too. More snippet-snark than full on synopsis.

Remember the tampon scene? No? Well, here you go. Sim style!

[sunshineray]

Lol. I've been reading it since someone else posted it the other day. She's cracking me up! I haven't read the book and have no intention to read it ever, so this is the closest I'll ever get.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Ok. After I make my Arrested Devlopment Sims family (based, of course, on the Never Nude trait option), and after my Will & Grace storyline (which is going to be a hoot and a half...six feet of fun stuffed into a four foot body), I am definitely doing a 50 Shades Sim story.
The pure, unadulterated, evil fun I will have, and the giggles I'll giggle watching them suffer.

[BieberMyBalls]

I was going to clean my house today, but instead, I sent my friend the link to this and he and I spent the day texting quotes back and forth and dying with laughter. I can always count on ML to enable my procrastination.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

30 question test on Punnett squares and DNA replication and Mendelian genetics and I only missed TWO.

*kicks back for the rest of the week with ice cream and JRFS*

[alare]

Sept 5, 2013 17:47:08 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

I think you are my spirit animal.

That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day! <3

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

BREAKING NEWS!!


This morning, I randomly figured out what ELSE E.L. James ripped off.

Christian Grey IS











































Dr. Christian Troy.

I swear to God if you guys call Heath I'm going to cry.  I was SO EXCITED when I figured this out.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

[wambam]

Sept 11, 2013 14:47:32 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

BREAKING NEWS!!


This morning, I randomly figured out what ELSE E.L. James ripped off.

Christian Grey IS











































Dr. Christian Troy.

I swear to God if you guys call Heath I'm going to cry.  I was SO EXCITED when I figured this out.

LOL, yup.

I have no idea why they didn't cast Julian McMahon.