Post by Ohhmm(bligo) on Sept 4, 2013 21:22:02 GMT -5
I read it all night last night, when I was supposed to be doing schoolwork. I remembered random lines and laughed to myself all day. I came home and read it some more. I tried to study, but this jackass wants me to learn about genetics and prokaryotes and cytoplasms and the ATCGATCG patterns of DNA and lolwtf, I haven't had biology in 15 years, not even my spellcheck knows those words, so now I'm STILL sitting here reading this damn blog.
And I got here: Then she heads outside, and someone calls her name: I turn expectantly, and an ashen young woman approaches me cautiously. She looks like a ghost – so pale and strangely blank. This woman knows Ana’s full name, and just stares at her until Ana says the polite version of “What the fuck do you want and why are you staring at me and also are you that girl from The Ring?” which translates into nice people speak as, “‘Can I help you?’” “No… I just wanted to look at you.” Her voice is eerily soft. Like me, she has dark hair that starkly contrasts with her fair skin. Her eyes are brown, like bourbon, but flat. There’s no life in them at all. Her beautiful face is pale, and etched with sorrow. The ghost from The Ring is wearing designer clothes that are too big, and she’s got a dirty bandage around her wrist. The ghost from The Ring asks Ana: “What do you have that I don’t?” Samara wanders off and gets lost in the crowd, and Ana thinks to herself, What was that about?
And started to cry, snort, howl with laughter. All the pets left the room. H got disgusted and left the room. Cambria started crying upstairs.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Post by Ohhmm(bligo) on Sept 4, 2013 21:27:03 GMT -5
It's a hysterical writer reviewing 50 Shades of Grey, chapter by chapter, with amazing pictures (in other words, I'm marrying her someday. We're going to have a cardboard cut out of Chris Hansen. In a seat. Right over there).
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Post by discogranny on Sept 4, 2013 21:38:03 GMT -5
I started reading it at lunch today and finally had to force myself back to work. I'm reading right now too and I had zero interest in the actual 50 Shades books.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Post by Ohhmm(bligo) on Sept 5, 2013 15:36:36 GMT -5
I had dreams in my head all night long. Not of ripped jeans, but of "Pop Goes The Weasel", but with Chedward and Anabella. And then in the shower this morning, it was still stuck in my head, but my brain is a freak who changed the words to "all around the Diggory bush".
I changed my mind. Picsandgif soulmate or not, I hate Jenny Trout for what she's done to me. That's not cool to do to ANYONE.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Post by sunshineray on Sept 5, 2013 16:36:37 GMT -5
Lol. I've been reading it since someone else posted it the other day. She's cracking me up! I haven't read the book and have no intention to read it ever, so this is the closest I'll ever get.
Post by Ohhmm(bligo) on Sept 5, 2013 17:16:38 GMT -5
Ok. After I make my Arrested Devlopment Sims family (based, of course, on the Never Nude trait option), and after my Will & Grace storyline (which is going to be a hoot and a half...six feet of fun stuffed into a four foot body), I am definitely doing a 50 Shades Sim story. The pure, unadulterated, evil fun I will have, and the giggles I'll giggle watching them suffer.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Post by BieberMyBalls on Sept 5, 2013 17:42:21 GMT -5
I was going to clean my house today, but instead, I sent my friend the link to this and he and I spent the day texting quotes back and forth and dying with laughter. I can always count on ML to enable my procrastination.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby