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[silva]

clientsfromhell.net/

[WOT?*]

I *love* this. Will be bookmarking at least three times over. =)

[silva]

OMG!

A client called my ad agency. The administrative assistant was overwhelmed with calls, so I had her transfer the excess calls to me in the back.

Client: I need to talk to my ad person.

Me: Sure. Who’s your ad rep?

Client: Mary.

Me: We don’t have a Mary. Was it (my name)? Or could it be Karla or Betty?

Client: No, no, that’s not it.

Client: I’m looking at your employee page on the website. She’s that fat girl in the back, you know the great big one.

Me: Umm… Is it (I say my own name again)?

Client: Yea, yea that’s her. I need to talk to her.

Me: Well this is her. I’m the fat girl in the back.

[thebuddhagouda]

The one about making 100 px pngs into press ready files has me groaning. I have had that conversation so many times.

[circa1978]

Awesome. These are, in fact, the people in my neighborhood.

[silva]

bwaahahahaha.

"I am not capable of grammatical errors. Any “typo” reflects my emotional state at the time I was writing, which is important to convey. I thought you were smart enough to get that."