this c&p is worth the clicks

[basilosaurus]

On da bump. Fired for being online too much. Keeps containers of pee at her desk. Shares an office.

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/66756333.aspx?MsdVisit=1%3Cbr/%3E

[iamali]

She lost her job because she's a shitty employee, not because she is TTC.

[blindyswife]

Jun 21, 2012 14:50:58 GMT -5 @littlemoxie said:

That has got to be made up.

+1

[decemberwedding07]

This CAN'T be true, can it? I mean, for one thing, OPKs are expensive! First response OPKs are $45 for 20. If she is peeing 7 times a day and using OPKs for even a week, that's 49 OPKs/week, or over $100 in OPKs. In one week.

[caden]

It actually makes me feel good to dip things into my pee. I get some kind of rush out of it-it is hard to explain. I have had to sometimes stop myself from tasting it

[marie427]

MUD. Really really gross MUD.

[runforrest]

Please be MUD - if it is real, my hope for humanity has flown out the window.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Wait, storing your own urine at work is a bad idea? How am I supposed to get all this perfectly good piss home now? Wonder if I can sneak in after hours and take home all of my containers?

[ECB]

Jun 21, 2012 14:53:22 GMT -5 caden said:

It actually makes me feel good to dip things into my pee. I get some kind of rush out of it-it is hard to explain. I have had to sometimes stop myself from tasting it

I think if she hadn't gone here, she would have been a bit more believeable. I stopped reading after this.

[basilosaurus]

Yeah, I agree it was plausible until the tasting part.

[WOT?*]

Jun 21, 2012 14:50:50 GMT -5 iamali said:

She lost her job because she's a shitty employee, not because she is TTC.

More like she had a pissy attitude.

[redheadbaker]

I was just coming to post this!!

[Deleted]

For some reason, it doesn't feel made up to me. Hopefully she gets help.

[thejackpot]

WOW, I could have done without reading this. Ewwww, she needs some help.

[eclaires]

PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.

[smock]

I'm glad I work from home. That way, it's not weird when I save all my urine in little jars.

[emilyj]

Did I really just click over to the bump to read about a girl that has an urge to taste her own pee? :-|

[laurenpetro]

this makes me feel so much better about the fact that i tested at work.

ETA: holy crap. that did not sound the way i wanted it to! i only tested when i thought i might be pregnant. 2 tests, 2 positives.

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Holymotheroffuck.

[penguingrrl]

Sadly I think it may not be MUD. Something about it actually sounds like the same body control issues that lead to anorexia actually. It's like she has a need to be constantly in control over her body, but instead of it being with a losing weight goal it's a getting pregnant goal. She needs help.

[Brie]

I hope she is using different BBTs for the vaginal and oral temps. Ew.

[imoan]

There is nothing I hate more than AEs who have a pretty good roll going, and then take that ONE step over the line. It actually bums me out. I WANT to believe the trainwreckiest trainwrecks are real.

[secretlyevil]

Jun 21, 2012 14:53:26 GMT -5 marie427 said:

MUD. Really really gross MUD.

It's got to be.

[Deleted]

Team MUD.

[msmerymac]

Jun 21, 2012 18:58:20 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

I wonder whether she left the pee in her desk or retrieved it before she left?

Usually HR watches you clean out your desk. Ewwww.

I wonder if she bought a soft sided cooler or lunch bag to bring it home with her every day?

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Okay, seriously. Where do you guys keep your pee? I'm so lost.

[heliocentric]

I think I believe her. Truth is stranger than fiction, right? As someone who had an ED I can see how you can get obsessed with things that are far out for healthy people.
For the record, I never drank my pee.