Funny FB status

[tiramisu]

One of my friends posted this today:

"Heard the best pick-up line ever tonight... Guy: "You remind me a lot of my pinky toe." Girl: "Oh yeah, why is that?" Guy: Because sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on the kitchen table." -perfection"

How could anyone resist?

[captainmel]

I would probably die laughing if someone said that to me. I'd totally talk to him.

[tiramisu]

Sept 15, 2013 0:29:05 GMT -5 captainmel said:

I would probably die laughing if someone said that to me. I'd totally talk to him.

How can you not talk to a guy who cracked you up like that? Unless he seemed creepy.

[starrieskies]

Some dude asked me if I ate lucky charms for breakfast... I have him a etc look and said no... he responded with "well, you look magically delicious." Ummm... thanks? It's been so long since I've gotten hit on, I didn't know what to do.

[cuddlyevil]

Ages ago, I had a guy tell me "that dress looks great on you, but it would look better on my floor".

It freaked me out a bit. But that was more because dude was wearing a polar bear costume.

[partiallysunny]

People actually use pickup lines?