I'm locked out of my house

[lightbulbsun]

And I really need to pee.

I called h and he's on his way.

Blah.

[welder'swife]

Yikes. Can you jimmy the lock with a credit card? I've had to do that a few times when I've locked myself out.

Or is there a bush you could duck behind?

[iamgrace]

Sucks.