I wish I was a meaner person

[Deleted]

I will come shit on her porch.

[MWOS]

I'd be willing to take on this task for ya

[soozy87]

I would go about my business as usual and not worry about her.

[fuckyourcouch]

i will also volunteer to be mean to this witch

[Kit]

I'd like to join the volunteer squad to make this woman's life miserable.

[BlackCanary]

Sept 17, 2013 15:57:03 GMT -5 squirrelymom said:

A couple months ago the people behind us called the cops on us for barking dogs one night when I was with Forrest in the ICU and H was working on the ambulance until 10. H tried to go over to talk to the woman to apologize and to explain the circumstances. She wouldn't even open the door.

Guess who just came over to ask if we would be sure to bring our dogs in when they were showing their house that they just put on the market?  She started the conversation by bitching about them and suggesting shock collars.

1) There are only 2 days a week we're not here. They don't bark that much.
2) if you want something from someone, don't be a bitch.

It's taking every.fiber.of.my.being not to put them out there and play some kind of game that gets them riled up. The only thing stopping me is the thought that we might win the neighbor lottery and get good ones.

Fuck.that.

Maybe SHE should wear a shock collar.  Sorry, I'm anti shock collar. 


They're not going to be alone at night, right? And only twice a week? IMO, that's not too bad. Nothing to get riled up about. Though I have a dog, so it wouldn't bother me. 

[fuckyourcouch]

Sept 17, 2013 16:04:26 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

Shock collars? I'm not far, I'll come over and start dancing and barking like a total asshole when the buyers come by. I'm in rare form today.

i'm imagining you as your avatar in squirrely's yard, acting a fool. it's awesome in my head.

[ooglie26]

Sept 17, 2013 16:00:33 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

I will come shit on her porch.

I'll bring the paper bags to light on fire.

[bonquiqui]

She is an ass, but I am like you, I wish I was meaner.  I fully endorse you riling them up lol

[Deleted]

I would seriously get one of those remote control fart machines and put it near their front door.

[thebuddhagouda]

I'm not going to lie. There is a person on the street behind us whose dog will periodically bark all night, and a barking dog at 3:00 in the morning is maddening. However, a dog barking before 9:00 or 10:00 at night I'm not going to pay attention to at all.

[VeryViolet]

I am seriously wondering how you managed to not respond with, "Of course I will make sure to shock collar my dogs while I am sitting with my teenage son in the ICU", and then slam the door in her face. I would have done that or gone full on deranged on her, making her probably glad she was moving.

[Deleted]

Turn up some raunchy porn really loud around the time she says the dogs bark.

[thebuddhagouda]

Sept 17, 2013 16:12:05 GMT -5 squirrelymom said:

Sept 17, 2013 16:07:30 GMT -5 thebuddhagouda said:

I'm not going to lie. There is a person on the street behind us whose dog will periodically bark all night, and a barking dog at 3:00 in the morning is maddening. However, a dog barking before 9:00 or 10:00 at night I'm not going to pay attention to at all.

Ours are in by 8 at the very latest. That was, literally, the only time it's ever happened.

Yeah, calling the cops the first time a dog is barking out of the ordinary is loony. No doubt. It would take it becoming a pattern before I did that, and I sure wouldn't be showing up at your door asking you to keep them quiet during the day.

[speckledfrog]

I would be zero percent inclined to help her in any way. On the other hand, I don't agree with leaving your dogs out unattended.

ETA:  I get that that was the first time they'd been out so late.  It sounds like maybe you leave them out when you aren't home, though.

[WOT?*]

Sept 17, 2013 16:12:32 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Turn up some raunchy porn really loud around the time she says the dogs bark.

Oh, yes, Yes, YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!  OH MY GAW...YESYESYES!!!  Oh, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[pantsparty]

It would take everything in me to not do this.

[Deleted]

You are a much nicer person than me. I would have not been nice.

[snickers]

Wow, I can't imagine going over to someones house and requesting this ^o).
I also can't imagine listening to someone who was bitchy enough to do so...