I did some photos for my soon to be SIL and she is complaining that I need to fix her fat arm, neck rolls, sweaty hair (photos were outside in the middle of the day......which is another issue, i told her middle of the day photos suck because the gives off harsh shadows when the sun is directly over top but she insisted) and hunch back.
Umm I am not doing that. I will fix blemishes, tone down wrinkles, adjust lighting (all of which was done) but I am not going to recreate the picture.......or her body.
My mom just called and I hit ignore like I did yesterday and the day before. Why can't she just learn to communicate through email like every other person in the world. I wrote her an email this morning while A was nursing but she still wants to talk about everything I told her about in the email. Why do I bother? And when we are done talking about what I already told her its back to the usual 15 minutes about who she looks like in what picture, and what color her hair is going to be and have her eyes changed color since yesterday? I know I sound like a brat but we've just never really gotten along my entire life so to try so hard now is just hard. ETA I just did my daughterly duties and chatted with her for 46 minutes. Please karma Gods take it easy on me!!
Oh and I'm drinking a diet coke even though the whitening instructions clearly said no soda or coffee for 48 hours. I'll stay away from coffee but I need some sort of caffeine or I'll just dieeeee. I'm so tired today.