My friend got a group text from her mom and SD today OMG

[Jermys]

Sweet fucking Jesus, I would die.  DIE.

[berbles]

parentsshouldnttext.com

BARRRRRF!!

[joshlyman]

No no no no no no no

[eb777888]

LOL!! OMG! I would die!


I almost sent a text that said "My vag fell asleep!" to David's entire soccer team parents and coach. I realized it wasn't JUST my H on the text right before I hit send. I seriously would have died. DIED!!

[sineadorebellion]

 

[Kit]

Sept 25, 2013 17:39:11 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

LOL!! OMG! I would die!


I almost sent a text that said "My vag fell asleep!" to David's entire soccer team parents and coach. I realized it wasn't JUST my H on the text right before I hit send. I seriously would have died. DIED!!

Omg I'd have to leave town.

Sent from my SCH-R530U using proboards

[mellymel]

Omg vomit!!

[eb777888]

Sept 25, 2013 17:40:40 GMT -5 Kit said:

Sept 25, 2013 17:39:11 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Omg I'd have to leave town.

I told him he would have to just tell everyone that I died at the next soccer game. 

[berbles]

Sept 25, 2013 17:48:18 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Horny is a gross word

[SKP82]

Sept 25, 2013 17:48:18 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Horny is a gross word

Agreed.  I hate it.

[WOT?*]

As the mother of adult children - who has fortunately never done this - I am laughing my ass off thinking of how my kids would react to see something like this from me to DH. Or even worse, between XH and his wife.

[sugarbear]

I have a friend who sent a full-on sext, complete with pictures, to her father instead of her FI.

[game blouses]

THIS HAPPENED TO ME!! My mom and stepdad would text each other romantic messages like "can't wait to get you in bed..." and "I want to kiss you so much right now..." And it was always on a group text. I had to tactfully tell my mom that I could see what they were saying!

[spitforspat]

Omg it took me way too log to figure this out. I kept thinking SD was step-daughter.

[sugarbear]

Sept 25, 2013 17:59:57 GMT -5 @champagna said:

Sept 25, 2013 17:56:15 GMT -5 sugarbear said:

I have a friend who sent a full-on sext, complete with pictures, to her father instead of her FI.

OMG. I'm screaming inside.

berbles, where is that gif of Stewie puking? lol

She called her dad and told him not to open it, but he already had. He tried to laugh it off, but she says she still hasn't looked him in the eye, and it's been at least a year.

[eb777888]

Sept 25, 2013 18:23:33 GMT -5 peachy said:

Sept 25, 2013 17:48:18 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Horny is a gross word

It's the worst. Why aren't there more alternatives?

"erotically charged?"

[janegold]

Sept 25, 2013 17:59:46 GMT -5 game blouses said:

THIS HAPPENED TO ME!! My mom and stepdad would text each other romantic messages like "can't wait to get you in bed..." and "I want to kiss you so much right now..." And it was always on a group text. I had to tactfully tell my mom that I could see what they were saying!

Nooooo!

But I am cracking up that their version of sexting is "I want to kiss you so much right now."  Racy!  

[Jersey]

We realized a while back that when my FI sends me texts, it goes to my mom as well. It doesn't show that it did, we would have never known until she just mentioned it in passing one day. WTF? There was that moment of panic when you're not sure what you've been texting. It seems that it has something to do with iMessage when you share an iTunes account.

[kaybee85]

Sept 25, 2013 18:23:33 GMT -5 peachy said:

Sept 25, 2013 17:48:18 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Horny is a gross word

It's the worst. Why aren't there more alternatives?

Synonyms, compliments of Google. For your convenience, I have bolded the ones I would like to see used more.

aroused, sexually aroused, oversexed, excited, stimulated, titillated, inflamed, passionate; lecherous, lascivious, lustful, salacious, lewd
informal: turned on, hot, hot to trot, hot and bothered
formal: concupiscent

[eb777888]

Sept 25, 2013 18:30:31 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

Sept 25, 2013 18:24:57 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

"erotically charged?"

"my lower appendage is swelling with blood"

literally LOL!!!

[berbles]

I can't believe "randy" isn't on that list! LOL!

[Deleted]

Sept 25, 2013 17:56:15 GMT -5 sugarbear said:

I have a friend who sent a full-on sext, complete with pictures, to her father instead of her FI.

No.

[Deleted]

Ewwww.

[jane6672]

Sept 25, 2013 17:59:54 GMT -5 spitforspat said:

Omg it took me way too log to figure this out. I kept thinking SD was step-daughter.

Okay, I still haven't figured out what "SD" stands for.

[Jermys]

jane6672, it's StepDad

[jane6672]

Sept 25, 2013 21:11:22 GMT -5 Jermys said:

jane6672, it's StepDad

THANK YOU


lol