Unamused.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Insomnia until 1 am.

At 3 am, Bria came paddling over fussing at us.  H picked her up and snuggled her, then couldn't find his glasses and wanted me to put her back in bed.  I did so, and he still couldn't find his glasses.  We both looked.  I even looked in the sheets.  No where.
"Did you leave them in the bathroom?"  (we all do that sometimes, right?  Go to take our contacts out/put them in and not put our glasses on)
"No.  I never do that.  I COULDN'T SEE!"
I look around more and get more and more annoyed.  I go to the bathroom, to find his glasses sitting where they sit every day, on his half of the medicine cabinet.  I take them back.  H is ASTONISHED.
"WHERE DID YOU FIND THOSE???" *tries on*  "WELL, THESE ARE YOURS!!!!!!"
*look of Doom*  "No.  Those are yours.  They were where yours sit.  Mine are HERE, on MY nightstand.  Look how the arms are completely different."
*snort of derision* "Well, they must be your OLD ONES.  My eyes are not this fucked up, I don't THINK, that I can't see out of my glasses."
"How would my old glasses have...what the fuck ever.  I'm out."

At 3:45 am, H comes bounding back over to the room, where I have just fallen back to sleep.
"GUESS WHAT?  GUESS WHAT?  THEY *WERE* MY GLASSES, WTF!!!  MY EYES *WERE* THAT FUCKED UP, OMG!!!  I STILL HAD MY CONTACTS IN!  I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE, NOW MY EYES ARE SCREWY!  I GUESS WHEN I WENT TO BED AND CAMI STARTED COMPLAINING I STOPPED GETTING READY AND I WENT OVER AND I CALMED HER DOWN AND THEN I JUST WENT TO BED AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I STILL HAD MY CONTACTS IN LULZ AND THEY WERE MY GLASSES ALL ALONG!  HEY, DO YOU HEAR ME???"

At 6 am, I tried to snooze my alarm.  I have a clock that has the snooze buttons on the bottom, so all you have to do is whap it to snooze it (why would you EVER make something that is so satisfyingly easy to shut up?  I need one of the ones that runs away from you).  I hit the volume switch instead (which is on top, bastards) and it went full blast.  In the scramble, it fell off my nightstand (it tries to please me) and H got all MYEAHMYEAHMYEAH WTF ARE YOU DOING??
And I yelled, "OH, I'M JUST LOOKING FOR MY GLASSES, WHY, WERE YOU SLEEPING?"

No response.

[bonquiqui]

Amen to the titke. I will read the rest later.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

That titke is very succinct. I hope Patrick is HAPPY.

[bonquiqui]

Patrick never did an ask me anything.

[TrickyBob]

LOL

[Deleted]

I would spend the next 24 hours glaring at him.

[FastHands]

You win, but he still deserves more pain.

[rex]

lol!

[Deleted]

I guess if you titled this, "I'm planning a murder," it could be considered evidence. Not that anyone would blame you.

[Booze Raccoon]

Hilarious.

[kirra]

I would be angry.

That's worse than what my H did this morning. He set his alarm for 5:00am, but got out of bed at 4:30 (he usually wakes up before his alarm) and forgot to turn it off. So I've been up since five, and I'm not particularly happy.