I thought the newborn stage was pretty fun and easy. He slept 20 hour out of the day, so. lol
This kind of makes me want to smack you.
Of course, in a loving "I still think you're nice" way.
But really...GTFO of here with that "newborns are fun" shit.
Mine was. Look, there's two extremes "newborns are fun" and "you forget to wipe your own ass." Depending on your own personal experience, either can be ridiculous!
Of course, in a loving "I still think you're nice" way.
But really...GTFO of here with that "newborns are fun" shit.
Mine was. Look, there's two extremes "newborns are fun" and "you forget to wipe your own ass." Depending on your own personal experience, either can be ridiculous!
Look, I have been really open about the struggles I've had with David. The newborn stage wasn't hard, other stages were REALLY hard, like 3. I'm not trying to have a pissing contest here. David literally slept 20 hours out of the day, ate and pooped for the first three months. I also only have one, so I wasn't wrangling a 2y/o and a newborn.
You do not need Parents magazine. I got it for free somehow and still get it 3 years later. The articles are stupid. The medical advice is sometimes blatantly wrong. It's useless and annoying.
This. Don't even bother getting Parents - you'll get it for free eventually (and even then it's not REALLY worth it).
I had H rub Palmers butter on my stomach every damn night, and I still got 5 or 6 stretch marks. However, I will say, I highly enjoy a belly run every night!