I'm typing with a farting baby on my arm

[Jermys]

And it's hard. And his farts are atrocious. Damn you, soy formula!

[sallyseastar]

But is he using Pampers?

[pseudoagain]

Boys have a superior talent for farting. I will tell you a poop story from when DS was Freddie's age. I was changing him on the table and he farted so hard he shot shit into the laundry hamper 4 feet away. The downside was I didn't see this happen and I couldn't find it until 3 days later. Oh lord, that was day I shall not forget.

[Jermys]

May 10, 2012 17:17:30 GMT -5 sallyseastar said:

But is he using Pampers?

Hell no. Pampers are sucky. We use Huggies up in this bitch.

May 10, 2012 17:27:08 GMT -5 @astrid said:

Does he have an allergy Jerm?

When he was on regular dairy based formula, he had eczema really badly on his face and scalp. I'm still clearing up his scalp, but his face is mostly clear, except for a tiny bit on one of his eyebrows.

[Jermys]

Pseudo, that both horrifies me and makes me wish I could have witnessed it first hand.

[pseudoagain]

I was horrified as well, trust me lol He's still a champion pooper at almost 6

[pseudoagain]

AStrid, coconut milk is where it's at! Seriously, I've never felt better

[Jermys]

I love almond milk with the fire of a thousand suns. It's like candy. I've never tried coconut milk, but I hear great things.