A FB friend is celebrating Conception Day.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

A year ago today my life changed for ever. Because of this day I have my little man and for that I have to thank his dad for waking into my life.

This same friend posts post after cryptic post about how her man has left her alone, she's so frustrated, she doesn't understand why 'you' are like this, he has some other woman, etc.  And picture after picture.  The "I guess you were lying when you said forever" kind.
She gave birth to the baby all alone, because the dad finally chose someone else.  They frequently had FB fights in front of everyone.
Then dad came back into the picture.
Then 2 days ago she was posting cryptic things about 'smh, here u said the cheating was all in my head'.
Now she's telling us all that this is the day the baby-making sex happened.

[hisno1girl]

Whenever someone refers to their son as 'little man' I think about that horrible Wayans brothers movie.

[EmilieMadison]

GROSS.

[SKP82]

That's some good FB entertainment right there!

[Bree Van de Kamp]

That would be hilarious if one of her parents "liked" the post.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Ask her what position(s) they used.

[coribelle26]

Well that's gross. I've only been pregnant for like 2 and a half months and I still couldn't tell you the date that it happened.

[shostakovich]

Sept 30, 2013 16:40:35 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

A year ago today my life changed for ever. Because of this day I have my little man and for that I have to thank his dad for waking into my life putting his penis in my vagina and moving it around a little.

I fixed it for her. 

Also:

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Sept 30, 2013 17:03:51 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

Ask her what position(s) they used.

I will NOT.  Because she would tell me.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Sept 30, 2013 17:30:05 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Sept 30, 2013 17:03:51 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

Ask her what position(s) they used.

I will NOT.  Because she would tell me.

I'm sure. And that would lead to a whole lot of WTF from everyone reading this and more fun questions for you to ask on behalf of internet strangers.

[snickers]

Ohhh my.

[bonquiqui]