FWP - post yours

[bornbaker]

H ate all the American cheese slices. After he said he wouldn't and I could have them. 

I have no American cheese for my grilled cheese and now I have to use shredded cheddar for my grilled cheese. Booooo....

[elleblue]

Who was it on here who had the H that made the sorriest looking grilled cheese for their kid with some shredded cheese that only covered like a quarter of a slice of bread? Just don't do that and you should be fine. (though it does suck your H ate the cheese when he said he wouldn't)

[luckyval]

The pretzel chip-to-hummus ratio is *always* off in my Sabra hummus dip at lunch

[luckyval]

Oct 3, 2013 12:48:13 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Who was it on here who had the H that made the sorriest looking grilled cheese for their kid with some shredded cheese that only covered like a quarter of a slice of bread? Just don't do that and you should be fine. (though it does suck your H ate the cheese when he said he wouldn't)

ha! I think that was lilafowler

[vallarta]

My Whole Foods only had grain fed marrow bones!

[bornbaker]

Oct 3, 2013 12:48:13 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Who was it on here who had the H that made the sorriest looking grilled cheese for their kid with some shredded cheese that only covered like a quarter of a slice of bread? Just don't do that and you should be fine. (though it does suck your H ate the cheese when he said he wouldn't)

How so - do you have chips or hummus leftover? 

Because one is at least better than the other, I'd rather have chips leftover! 

[mrsgoontz]

I actually have to come into the office tomorrow instead of working from home. THE NERVE.

[meggers5]

I'm driving my dad's SUV today and it's too big to comfortably park in the parking garage at the mall.

[thejen626]

I don't have time to get a massage and my nails done today, so had to pick one. I picked massage, and will paint my own nails tonight. Ultimate fwp

[ginap]

I am getting a pedicure at lunch and I can't focus on my work because I am so excited about it. I'm a weirdo.

[elleblue]

Oct 3, 2013 12:54:33 GMT -5 bornbaker said:

Oct 3, 2013 12:48:13 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Who was it on here who had the H that made the sorriest looking grilled cheese for their kid with some shredded cheese that only covered like a quarter of a slice of bread? Just don't do that and you should be fine. (though it does suck your H ate the cheese when he said he wouldn't)

How so - do you have chips or hummus leftover? 

Because one is at least better than the other, I'd rather have chips leftover! 

I was very confused for a moment - until I realized you mistakenly quoted the wrong person. *phew* I'm not going crazy (today anyway) lol.

[coribelle26]

Someone is being a dick to me on Facebook. (This is a TGFWP - Third grade first world problem.)

[luckyval]

Oct 3, 2013 12:57:33 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Oct 3, 2013 12:54:33 GMT -5 bornbaker said:

How so - do you have chips or hummus leftover? 

Because one is at least better than the other, I'd rather have chips leftover! 

I was very confused for a moment - until I realized you mistakenly quoted the wrong person. *phew* I'm not going crazy (today anyway) lol.

I'm glad I came back to this thread

So, I always have more hummus than chips, even when I pile on the hummus with each bite. Get it together chip people!

Also coribelle26 I wasn't liking the fact that someone was being a dick to you o FB, but I did like your acronym
If they're going to be all third grade about it, punch in the virtual shins

[circa1978]

My back hurts from my 90 minute Swedish massage.

[joshlyman]

I have to go to a work party tonight at a fancy resort on the beach with free booze and food. Despite that, I reaaalllllyyy don't want to go.

[flufferkitty]

We have too much stuff to fit around our two cars in our two car garage.

[Deleted]

There is no more anti-viral Kleenex, so I have to use REGULAR tissue now.

[runmama]

Redbull cans are too skinny for my car's cupholder so I have to hold them when I turn so they won't spill.

[themoneytree]

My ramman noodles were spicy. It's the first time I've ever had them and they were RUINED.

[Deleted]

I might have to cut back on my booze budget after we buy this house so we can buy furniture sooner. I might opt to be drunk on the floor.

[bornbaker]

Oct 3, 2013 12:57:33 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Oct 3, 2013 12:54:33 GMT -5 bornbaker said:

How so - do you have chips or hummus leftover? 

Because one is at least better than the other, I'd rather have chips leftover! 

I was very confused for a moment - until I realized you mistakenly quoted the wrong person. *phew* I'm not going crazy (today anyway) lol.

Oh hey, look at that - I did misquote! 

luckyval I meant to quote you...I think...I hope...

I've had a long day already. *sigh* 

Misquoting = another FWP!

[luckyval]

@silver Your sig wins the internet

/gavel

[Deleted]

My pumpkin spice coffee from Dunkin' Doughnuts this morning was awful, but I drank it anyway because I can't make it any better at the house. Whomp whomp.

[Deleted]

Oct 3, 2013 13:39:09 GMT -5 luckyval said:

@silver Your sig wins the internet

/gavel

Why thank you.  I can't stop watching it.  Thought I'd share.

[stephlove]

Oct 3, 2013 15:44:25 GMT -5 specialk said:

I sent DH to the grocery store for tomato paste. He got the following:

ritz crackers
cheez its
teddy grahams
mallomars
soft baked cookies
drumstick ice cream bars
regular ice cream
tomato sauce

Sigh.

After multiple failed attempts of asking H to pick up tomato paste, I've determined that a man's brain is programmed to NEVER understand there is a difference between paste and sauce. 

[gault]

My favorite soup wasn't on the menu at the cafe down the road. I had to get my second-favorite soup instead.

[glassofsyrah]

I was only able to get a 30 minute massage at lunch today. I really wanted (and needed) an hour massage.

[Deleted]

Lately we are getting wined and dined hardcore at work. Yesterday was lunch out and dinner out. Today was catered lunch in the office. Tomorrow is lunch at my favorite restaurant on the beach in Laguna, with lots of wine. Saturday I have to attend a benefit where we will be wined and dined some more. All of this wonderful food and wine is not helping my waistline. Total FWP.

Oh and I've been having to get up earlier than usual to work out to counteract all the food and booze. Less sleep due to all my yummy food and wine. Woe is me.