Your own personal funny "Damn you autocorrect" moment

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So I have two..

My boss at my part time weekend gig who I am friendly with texted me the other day to see how I was feeling. I responded "Sick" or so I thought.  Autocorrect made it Dick.
He wrote back "geez, I was only asking how you felt"
He knew it was autocorrect thank goodness.

Today hubby and I were dirty texting and I sent him

"I am baked at my desk and thinking about you"

I meant naked (as a joke obviously I am not naked at my desk)

[thebuddhagouda]

I tried to tell a friend "Shut your face" and it autocorrected to "Shit your Dave". We still regularly say "Shit your Dave" to each other.

I also texted the same friend one time that I was just throwing some cheese on a tortilla and calling it lunch, but it ACed to "throwing cheese on a gorilla" and many a monkey cheese joke was born

[runmama]

I was trying to tell a work colleague something would take "30 minutes total" and it autocorrected to "30 minutes oral" :S

[walterismydog]

I texted my friend/neighbor that a "huge jaguar was in the hallway waiting for her"...it was supposed to say a huge PACKAGE.

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Oct 3, 2013 13:31:01 GMT -5 walterismydog said:

I texted my friend/neighbor that a "huge jaguar was in the hallway waiting for her"...it was supposed to say a huge PACKAGE.

Either way that's a win.

[Booze Raccoon]

Not funny but I once texted "chicken nugget" to my BFF.  It auto-corrected to chicken n-word.  Thankfully I saw it before I hit send but OMG - why did it know that word??

[lpcats]

Just a few days ago H was trying to tell me that something made him nauseous. It came out as "Give me so nauseous." In an attempt to correct it, he then sent "It made me Asterix."

[juliagoulia]

A couple weeks ago I tried to send "quinoa, chicken, and veg" to H. It sent as "vag". His response was "Yessssss!"

[bcv513]

OMG my mother just got a phone with talk to text. Here is my favorite from today:

"Have a great dick. I love you down. I said darling not down! Why does the screen say dick???"

[snickers]

lol, I can't think of any that are funny, it's more annoying to me lol

[weelass24]

I was giving someone an idea for a recipe and auto correct changed "add fresh pesto" to "add fresh pesticides".

[TrudyCampbell]

I can't remember the exact context anymore but it autocorrected "give" to HIV.

[lime]

H sent me an IM while grocery shopping to ask if I wanted anything. I said "frozen french fries" and it rolled over to "frozen french fetus".

He was like WTF?

[cbwm1]

DH was texting a coworker in swype and was typing out "I'm so sorry for your loss" and it somehow autocorrected to "I'm so hot for your son".

Luckily, he caught it before he sent it.

[lime]

Oct 3, 2013 16:17:42 GMT -5 cbwm1 said:

DH was texting a coworker in swype and was typing out "I'm so sorry for your loss" and it somehow autocorrected to "I'm so hot for your son".

Luckily, he caught it before he sent it.

(huh) OMG OMG - he would have felt terrible for the next 40 years or so if that had been sent. 

[cbwm1]

Oct 3, 2013 16:20:06 GMT -5 lime said:

Oct 3, 2013 16:17:42 GMT -5 cbwm1 said:

DH was texting a coworker in swype and was typing out "I'm so sorry for your loss" and it somehow autocorrected to "I'm so hot for your son".

Luckily, he caught it before he sent it.

(huh) OMG OMG - he would have felt terrible for the next 40 years or so if that had been sent. 

Well, and, her son was like, 10 at the time. lol

[milosh]

H texted and asked what me and my friends were up to. I said that we were going out to dinner and he replied 'fat!' I was like 'ummm, what? ... I'm not going to each THAT much'. He responded with 'lol, me and the guys at work are killing ourselves laughing, that should have been 'ooh!' It was pretty hilarious.

ETA- now that I think about it, my first reaction was 'fuck you!'. That's what made it so funny.

[pinkplasticdoll]

I told the mister last week that "my love burners are great", I meant lab partners are awful.

[Wrath0fKuus]

I called Mr. Kuus an anus, and it corrected me to calling him Amos.

[Cricket0619]

I was texting my mom and it said "I can't wait for dads pussy"
It was supposed to say party. 

[lightyears]

i texted my guy friend "yaaay" after he said he wanted to hang out and it autocorrected to "gassy," so he said, "uhhh i just remembered that i have plans."