Thursday Night Confessions

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This is why you buy vibrators that plug into a wall outlet. You never run out of batteries.

[wambam]

I snort laughed at this.

That's so awesome.

[Booze Raccoon]

This isn't a confession so much as a random but I have no place else to put it.

I made pagas Pork & Butternut Squash Stew for dinner tonight and it was sublime.

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I found a vibrator at the dollar store. I considered buying it.

[lucky513]

my husband freaked out at the amount of dead batteries in my night stand
I now throw them away

[margotmacomber]

Oct 3, 2013 19:45:25 GMT -5 specialk said:

I just told DH we need new batteries. He asked why and I had to confess that when my batteries on my vibrator get low and it doesn't work as well anymore, I take the old battery out, put it back in the pack (it still works!) and grab a fresh one. I told him that I may or may not have done that with every battery in the house over the last few months, including the ones in the television remotes.

Been there done that!  Except I haven't confessed my sins to H.   (devil)

My confession:  My littlest sister invited me to my nieces bday party and holy crap no I'm dreading it so much.  My family is so annoyingly effed up.

[jane6672]

Oct 3, 2013 19:49:28 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

I found a vibrator at the dollar store. I considered buying it.

The pregnancy tests from there work so... seems worth a gamble.

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Oct 3, 2013 19:48:32 GMT -5 specialk said:

Oct 3, 2013 19:46:30 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

This is why you buy vibrators that plug into a wall outlet. You never run out of batteries.

I just asked for that for my birthday. Then I looked up Hitachi magic wand on Amazon. That shit is $50! I got my vibrator for free in Las Vegas. 

You get what you pay for

[glassofsyrah]

Oct 3, 2013 19:49:28 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

I found a vibrator at the dollar store. I considered buying it.

In my mind, I read this as thrift store.  BARF.

[CurlyQ284]

I wasted a bunch of time at work reading a UO thread on the bump. There were a few nutty ones like this:

I'm thrilled with the government shut down, (and I'm a military family). It's about time something is done. Bash away...

The responsible thing to do is quit [smoking] before getting KU. If she did suffer MC in the past, now we know why. All I'm saying is, take some responsibility...your creating a helpless human life!

THEN the bomb was dropped and all hell broke loose:
I think birth plans are awesome, I have had my entire plan written out since we first started ttc.

I don't agree with csections being considered births or deliveries, to me it's an insult to mothers that actually did birth their children. Csections are surgical extractions and should be referred to as such.

forums.thebump.com/discussion/12105895/uo/p1

[jane6672]

Oct 3, 2013 20:05:16 GMT -5 glassofsyrah said:

Oct 3, 2013 19:49:28 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

I found a vibrator at the dollar store. I considered buying it.

In my mind, I read this as thrift store.  BARF.

[janiejones]

Oct 3, 2013 20:16:54 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

Another confession, I wasted a bunch of time at work reading a UO thread on the bump. There were a few nutty ones like this:

I'm thrilled with the government shut down, (and I'm a military family). It's about time something is done. Bash away...

The responsible thing to do is quit [smoking] before getting KU. If she did suffer MC in the past, now we know why. All I'm saying is, take some responsibility...your creating a helpless human life!

THEN the bomb was dropped and all hell broke loose:
I think birth plans are awesome, I have had my entire plan written out since we first started ttc.

I don't agree with csections being considered births or deliveries, to me it's an insult to mothers that actually did birth their children. Csections are surgical extractions and should be referred to as such.

forums.thebump.com/discussion/12105895/uo/p1

LOLz that people not only think any of this shit, but that they feel the need to share.  Oh the bump, I'm so glad it's inclusive of all that stupid.

[janiejones]

My brother and I went to ikea back when he lived with me, and I was buying batteries (in two sizes, because my stuff use different size batteries). I told him he should get some because the packs are big & cheap. He was like, "what would I need batteries for?" it took me a minute to come up with an answer. NOT AT ALL AWKWARD.

[ohiowan]

Oct 3, 2013 20:16:54 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

Another confession, I wasted a bunch of time at work reading a UO thread on the bump. There were a few nutty ones like this:

I'm thrilled with the government shut down, (and I'm a military family). It's about time something is done. Bash away...

The responsible thing to do is quit [smoking] before getting KU. If she did suffer MC in the past, now we know why. All I'm saying is, take some responsibility...your creating a helpless human life!

THEN the bomb was dropped and all hell broke loose:
I think birth plans are awesome, I have had my entire plan written out since we first started ttc.

I don't agree with csections being considered births or deliveries, to me it's an insult to mothers that actually did birth their children. Csections are surgical extractions and should be referred to as such.

forums.thebump.com/discussion/12105895/uo/p1

What the everlovingfuck? Fuck her. Just fuck her so hard.

[CurlyQ284]

Oct 3, 2013 20:24:18 GMT -5 ohiowan said:

Oct 3, 2013 20:16:54 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

Another confession, I wasted a bunch of time at work reading a UO thread on the bump. There were a few nutty ones like this:

I'm thrilled with the government shut down, (and I'm a military family). It's about time something is done. Bash away...

The responsible thing to do is quit [smoking] before getting KU. If she did suffer MC in the past, now we know why. All I'm saying is, take some responsibility...your creating a helpless human life!

THEN the bomb was dropped and all hell broke loose:
I think birth plans are awesome, I have had my entire plan written out since we first started ttc.

I don't agree with csections being considered births or deliveries, to me it's an insult to mothers that actually did birth their children. Csections are surgical extractions and should be referred to as such.

forums.thebump.com/discussion/12105895/uo/p1

What the everlovingfuck? Fuck her. Just fuck her so hard.

There are 11 pages of people saying exactly that.  People came in from all over the bump.  It was insane. I think it's still going.  Lots of "I hope you have a C section".  She said that even if her/baby's life is in danger she won't accept intervention because "it's my time to die, I would have died even with an intervention if it's our time"  She is a NUTTER.

[margotmacomber]

I was just ridiculously pleased that Shonda used a Kendrik Lamar track in this episode.  30 years old, need to check myself.

[eb777888]

Oct 3, 2013 20:08:48 GMT -5 pagas said:

Oct 3, 2013 19:48:17 GMT -5 Booze Raccoon said:

This isn't a confession so much as a random but I have no place else to put it.

I made pagas Pork & Butternut Squash Stew for dinner tonight and it was sublime.

So glad you liked it!  It is so easy and makes me feel like it is fall even though it is 90 degrees here.

I made it, too! It was so.good. I just threw it all in the crockpot.

[DotAndBuzz]

I'm thinking about partly unscrewing a few light bulbs in our house just to eff with H. We have so.many.light.bulbs in this house, and he's always getting huffy about how he can't possibly keep up with them all. I, however, think it is hilarious that he gets so pissy about light bulbs. So I may unscrew like, 6 of them randomly tomorrow, so when we come back he finds them all "burned out."

[LeggsBenedict]

Oct 3, 2013 23:09:42 GMT -5 toledo said:

$50 is a bargain for a good vibrator.

I'm glad you said it. I was sitting over here feeling like a douchebag with my $80 vibrator.

[speckledfrog]

Oct 3, 2013 23:09:42 GMT -5 toledo said:

$50 is a bargain for a good vibrator.

Agreed.  I like Jimmy Jane.  Getting off ain't cheap for me.

[eb777888]

Oct 3, 2013 23:15:02 GMT -5 LeggsBenedict said:

Oct 3, 2013 23:09:42 GMT -5 toledo said:

$50 is a bargain for a good vibrator.

I'm glad you said it. I was sitting over here feeling like a douchebag with my $80 vibrator.

$80?!?!?!?! OMG!

I've ever only owned the magic bullet, so excuse me while my head explodes.

It better feel like the real thing! Or better.

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Oct 3, 2013 23:20:06 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Oct 3, 2013 23:09:42 GMT -5 toledo said:

$50 is a bargain for a good vibrator.

Agreed.  I like Jimmy Jane.  Getting off ain't cheap for me.

My aunt worked for Jimmy Jane for a while. They have some very interesting products.

[junebug]

My bff's mom had no clue that the Hitachi was more than a back massager. The whole family would take turns using it on their shoulders/ backs. It was always laying around the house. I could not convince her that it was a vibrator. That packaging was misleading. Lol