Patriotic panties!

[arborgold]

What do you think? A bedazzled flag, or a bedazzled donkey?

[UMaineTeach]

I bought some at wal-mart once that were musical patriotic panties. I forget what song I got, but there was a button in a pouch on the hip that played a tune when pressed. They were too cheap and hilarious to pass up.

I choose flag. I am not behind ( ) any party enough to get the mascot ones.

[brookles]

I hope you picked flag!

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

All of the clenched assholes about not wearing flagpins and all along we could've had them on our underwear! I'll bet Sarah Palin has a pair in every color.

[Nonny]

Is the donkey on black? Because it feels like it should be blue.

These definitely blow my patriotic monkey socks out of the water.

[arborgold]

Donkey on blue, flag on white, and elephant on red.

I think I'm going back tomorrow to get a donkey pair.

[Nonny]

Blue makes more sense.

How much are they? Because buying a donkey pair for my ultrarightwingbatshitcrazy FSIL seems like it could be a fun stocking stuffer for Christmas...

[arborgold]

I actually forgot to check. When I look tomorrow, I"ll report back. If anyone else is interested in some bedazzled hanky panky panties (they actually are SUPER comfortable if you've never owned a pair) to show their patriotic spirit, let me know and I'll pick some up.

[arborgold]

Doh! Looks like they're available online, direct from hanky panky: www.hankypanky.com/Blue-Election-Low-Rise-Thong

Have fun, ladies.

[arborgold]

Jun 24, 2012 14:29:32 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

eh, politics are already too close to my crotch for comfort. I'm not inviting them into my pants voluntarily.

I may or may not have just gigglesnorted. And I don't care that habsies is going to sideeye me for saying it.