I am having an Office Space moment

[trafficgirl]

I am trying to print a simple 8.5x11 sheet of paper, but the two printers I've tried to print at won't print the damn thing and when I try and use the bypass tray it keeps getting a paper jam.

I swear to God if I see a "PC Load Letter" message I'm going to lose it.

[mcsangel2]

Get a baseball bat. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

[alzi]

PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

[agnes]

[trafficgirl]

I finally got the thing to print - because I'm sure everyone was dying for an update.

Also, I will never forget the time the dad of my HS best friend told us he has TPS reports at his job. We about died laughing.

[malibu]

This is still probably my favorite and most quotable movies ever.

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You know what I would do with a million dollars? I would invest half of it in Norris Mutual Funds, and take the other half to my friend Asadulach who works in securities...

[mcsangel2]

I nominate this thread of the day. More gifs, please. Also share what your favorite Office Space moment is.

Mine is where Peter blows off Lumbergh for a meeting with the Bobs, and walks away with Tetris paused on his screen, for everyone to see. Cracks me the hell up.

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Oct 18, 2013 12:06:44 GMT -5 trafficgirl said:

I am trying to print a simple 8.5x11 sheet of paper, but the two printers I've tried to print at won't print the damn thing and when I try and use the bypass tray it keeps getting a paper jam.

I swear to God if I see a "PC Load Letter" message I'm going to lose it.

Looks like someone is having a case of the Mondays...

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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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Michael Bolton: We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.

Samir: I don't want to go to ANY prison!

[trafficgirl]

Oct 18, 2013 13:25:55 GMT -5 mcsangel2 said:

I nominate this thread of the day. More gifs, please. Also share what your favorite Office Space moment is.

Mine is where Peter blows off Lumbergh for a meeting with the Bobs, and walks away with Tetris paused on his screen, for everyone to see. Cracks me the hell up.

I don't think there's any way to pick just one.

[trafficgirl]

Oct 18, 2013 13:30:15 GMT -5 @sloanpeterson said:

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

I need to bring this phrase back into my every day repertoire.

[urbancowgirl]

"Say hello to Lumbergh for me!" DH and I randomly yell this all the time.

"That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom." The pained look on Michael's face is priceless.

"Minimum security prison's no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is to kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch." This will be my strategy if I ever go to prison.

And I love the part where Brian imitates Peter shooting up the office at Tchotchkes.

[urbancowgirl]

Oh! I just remembered that at my last job, I got a "PC load letter" message on the printer. I was so excited that I briefly forgot my rage at the POS printer.

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I just watched this again last night - went to bed way too late - totally worth it.








One of my favorite exchanges:

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?

Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Well yeah.

Peter Gibbons: Nothing.

Lawrence: Nothing, huh?

Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.

Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

And this:

Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

Samir: I don't want to go to ANY prison!

And this:

Peter Gibbons: I don't like my job and I don't think I'll go anymore.

Joanna: You're just not gonna go?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah.

Joanna: Won't you get fired?

Peter Gibbons: I don't know. But I really don't like it and, uh, I'm not gonna go.

Joanna: So you're gonna quit?

Peter Gibbons: Uh-uh. Not really. I'm just gonna stop going.

Joanna: When did you decide all that?

Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.

Joanna: So you're going to get another job?

Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'll like another job.

Joanna: Well what are you going to do about money? Bills?

Peter Gibbons: You know I never really liked paying bills, I don't think I'm going to do that either.





Just kidding...

[mcsangel2]

Oct 18, 2013 13:58:29 GMT -5 @beachgal said:

[mcsangel2]

Oct 18, 2013 14:02:31 GMT -5 mcsangel2 said:

Oct 18, 2013 13:58:29 GMT -5 @beachgal said:

[otowngirl]

Oct 18, 2013 12:47:18 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

Oct 18, 2013 12:44:38 GMT -5 puddleofgrace said:

I love Michael Bolton.

I didn't realize until just now who played the "Bobs."  LOL! It's been way too long since I've seen this movie.

[notsocreepylurker]

My favorite is when the Bobs talk about the payroll glitch that kept Milton getting paid even though he had apparently been fired and they say the fixed it. They are asked OH so you fired him and they're like no, we fixed the glitch. These things just work themselves out.