My husband has no empathy.

[strawberriquen]

WTF is his problem? He's being a dick!

[verypunny]

Cough in his vicinity until he gets up and goes.

[Deleted]

TIME TO DIVORCE.

[ECB]

Oct 20, 2013 12:54:40 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

I had a dramatic moment and yelled at him to just go ahead and move his bike so that I could go MYSELF since obviously him being able to sleep until 1 is more important than taking care of his SICK WIFE.

So he moved his bike. And I went to the store.

And now he's sulking around giving me side-eyes like I'm crazy.

SERIOUSLY???  He STILL didn't go for you.  And HE's sulking and side-eyeing YOU?

Remember every last detail of this and the next time he has a mild case of the sniffles but acts like he's dying - give him a taste of his own medicine. 

[Deleted]

Oct 20, 2013 13:04:31 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

Lolol I've just been informed that "he hopes I feel better but being mad at him isn't going to make me get better and also it's his day off and he wanted to sleep in".

Love it.  Perfect pair.  LOL.

[ECB]

Oct 20, 2013 13:04:31 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

Lolol I've just been informed that "he hopes I feel better but being mad at him isn't going to make me get better and also it's his day off and he wanted to sleep in".

He'd like to sleep IN.  You did inform him that you'd like to just SLEEP, period, right?  Because I doubt you had all that much of a good sleep if you're coughing all night.

Dude.  He's being an ass today.

[isabel]

Not cool, Mr. Nugget. Not cool.

[montereybride]

Oct 20, 2013 13:05:17 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

Oct 20, 2013 13:04:31 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

Lolol I've just been informed that "he hopes I feel better but being mad at him isn't going to make me get better and also it's his day off and he wanted to sleep in".

I will beat him with nickel filled socks myself. Bring him to me. 

I'll bring the tube socks.

[aussiecrush]

He's lucky you didn't just back over his bike. If he's going to treat you like you are the crazy one might as well be crazy.

[ECB]

Oct 20, 2013 13:12:35 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

And he just asked me if this means I'm not cooking dinner tonight. GO SAT DOWN DUDE, I WILL HURT YOU.

:?

[milosh]

He sounds like a jackass

[Deleted]

I would have checked into Hotel de Fanciness with his yard money til he got his shit straight.

[simplyinpenguin]

Man, he's got his foot so far down his throat and now he wants to attempt to fit the other foot as well? Hoooweeee....sooner or later you're going to need to kick him in the ass to dislodge the feet.

[Deleted]

Oct 20, 2013 13:12:35 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

Oct 20, 2013 13:06:28 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Love it.  Perfect pair.  LOL.

Seriously, our house should be a damn CW show. The dramaz are real shit.

When he said he hoped I felt better I may or may not have said "No you don't. You don't care one bit about me being sick!"

And he just asked me if this means I'm not cooking dinner tonight. GO SAT DOWN DUDE, I WILL HURT YOU.

We should be neighbors.  That would be the best show.

[snickers]

I would suggest coughing in his face, but then you will have to deal with the man cold, and that's just as painful as being sick yourself.