some dickbag with a lexus

[vicky]

is parked directly against my bumper. i went to get something out of my trunk and i couldnt even fit my hand between our two cars. like wtf? is there anything i can do about this?? (aside from moving my car. there is no more parking on my street, for another like 2 blocks.)

i'm really annoyed. i don't even know what my bumper looks like right now.

[hisno1girl]

How old is your car and how much insurance do you have?

[Deleted]

I feel like you need @misoangry for all car related dick holes.

[isabel]

Well I would certainly take down his license plate number and take pictures. If there is damage when he moves his car, you'll have some proof it was him.

What a jackass.

[vicky]

Oct 21, 2013 20:55:12 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

How old is your car and how much insurance do you have?

3 year old new to me car. fully covered.

[muffin0]

I would probably take pictures and get the plate # just in case.

[EmilieMadison]

Take pictures of the parking job and his license plate. I would have RAGE.
Something similar happened to me and I wasn't able to leave my parking spot.

[Deleted]

I think you need the ML resident parking dick--@misoangry

[bornbaker]

Key his car. I mean, you were trying to get into your trunk. You must not have realized you key was sticking out of your pocket when you squeezed/shimmied yourself between the cars.

[hisno1girl]

Oct 21, 2013 20:56:44 GMT -5 vicky said:

Oct 21, 2013 20:55:12 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

How old is your car and how much insurance do you have?

3 year old new to me car. fully covered.

I'm just picturing Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes. I'd "Towanda" that fucker if I had to.



I'm older and have more insurance!

[winecat]

Too bad you don't have ML'er close by to park right behind him so he can't leave.

[shostakovich]

Towanda!!!

[shostakovich]

Ha, ha - jinxies, hisno1girl!

[Deleted]

I park on people's bumper when they park in my spot. I will spend two days parallel parking and even hit DH's bumper if that's what I have to do to fit.

Also, Lexus owners really are the worst. My neighbor has a Lexus with his name on the license plate. *gag*

I'd take down the plate number just in case.

[lilafowler]

Oct 21, 2013 20:59:01 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Lexus owners are THE WORST.

Hey! My nail lady just showed us her brand new Lexus yesterday. She made me sit in it, lol. It's some SUV type thing which while NMS it's still sweet.

[vicky]

Mine is the blue car. I really want to back into him hard, being he has a white car and all. But I really like my little blue car

[lucky513]

move your car and deflate his tires

[eb777888]

Oct 21, 2013 21:04:53 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Oct 21, 2013 21:04:09 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Hey! My nail lady just showed us her brand new Lexus yesterday. She made me sit in it, lol. It's some SUV type thing which while NMS it's still sweet.

I have one .

I knew it!!!

[lilafowler]

It's so roomy, but looks compact! A button to close the trunk so you don't have to even really use your arms! Headed seats!

Her husband traded in his old truck, got some money for it, bought the Lexus and then gave it to her and he took her older car. She thought he was buying himself a new car, she was super excited!

[TrickyBob]

I'm going to need you to stand on his hood, while you lift your trunk. If you can't fit between, climbing is the next step.

But first you will need to take a photo of his car and how close it is to yours and his license plate.

[meganew]

Oct 21, 2013 21:03:17 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

Towanda!!!

Damn it! I came in here to post this!

[hisno1girl]

OMG vicky that assbag definitely needs to have the air let out of his tires.

[Deleted]

Seriously who does that?

[Deleted]

H said put it in gear, push into the car and stand on it in reverse. His car will slide. Neither car will be damaged.

[shostakovich]

Oct 21, 2013 21:10:18 GMT -5 meganew said:

Oct 21, 2013 21:03:17 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

Towanda!!!

Damn it! I came in here to post this!

And His already beat me to it!  Great minds, ladies.  Great minds.

[EmilieMadison]

Oct 21, 2013 21:13:51 GMT -5 @guernica said:

H said put it in gear, push into the car and stand on it in reverse. His car will slide. Neither car will be damaged.

His car will "slide"? What if his wheels are turned? What if he has the parking brake on? What if it doesnt slide? 

[kgb]

No no no no.  I feel like you need to leave him/her a www.youparklikeanasshole.com flyer.  Also what @guernica said in terms of reversing slowly to push disckwad's car backwards. 

[vicky]

Oct 21, 2013 21:36:28 GMT -5 kgb said:

No no no no.  I feel like you need to leave him/her a www.youparklikeanasshole.com flyer.  Also what @guernica said in terms of reversing slowly to push disckwad's car backwards. 

You win. I was considering leaving a handwritten note, but I think I like this better. 

[ooglie26]

Oct 21, 2013 21:05:07 GMT -5 vicky said:

Mine is the blue car. I really want to back into him hard, being he has a white car and all. But I really like my little blue car

That's what full coverage insurance is for!  Tell him you didn't realize he had parked with his front bumper touching your back bumper!


I kid, I kid...but I totally understand your frustration.

[tacokick]

Can you open your trunk?

Does he have room to get out (more space between him and the car behind?) and do you have room to pull out?

If so it just looks like a regular city parking job to me. Putting those bumpers to work!