lol @ call and report him to the police for a minor bumper scratch.
Maybe I'm just super desensitized because my car is full of scratches and a busted driver's sideview mirror because of asshole parkers and drivers on my former inner-city street. I've never once thought to actually report this, or really worry about it at all. It's just a car.
My H got rear-ended this weekend in our 6 month old car. He and the other guy stopped and called the cops, but they wouldn't even come to the scene - just told him to exchange insurance info and file a report later for insurance purposes. I can't imagine what they would do if you reported a parking scratch. And my city is small.