This restaurant review is cracking me up

[Bernadine]

This is a very nice restaurant with professional staff. My mom treated me to dinner here. I am 1/8 native American and Silver Mining restaurant serves delicious, properly cooked American Buffalo from the nearly Bison trading company. The Restaurant has a western theme and the owner spent money to have heavy timbers framed in the building with steel plate and stainless steel reinforced lag bolts. Also reinforced with 4 inch threaded iron pipe. Outside the concrete is treated concrete treated to have timber textures. I peeked int he kitchen. No illegal mexicans working here. Professionally trained cooks fresh from cooking school. And since the owner personally took time to thank me for eating at his restaurant and Im not only part native American, I am a from a founding heritage American family, I am taking time to write this review.

He is 1/8 Native American! He knows what he's talking about! And no illegal Mexicans- yay! lol.

[iamgrace]

Is he also a construction worker? Jeez.

[leeann]

That means that one great grandparent was NA, right? I am 1/4 Japenese and never claim to know anything about the culture/country- maybe somehow 1/8 is better?

[bcv513]

Who wrote that, Elizabeth Warren?

[mrsjuleshs]

That is so odd.

[Jalapeñomel]

You are either 1/somenumberhere Native american or 1/somenumberhere Irish in the US.

[thebuddhagouda]

OOO I'm 1/8 Cherokee. Mayhap I should check out this fine establishment.

[Kit]

How bizzarre. "No illegal Mexicans?" Really?

[rhiannon]

Jun 26, 2012 11:20:39 GMT -5 Bernadine said:

Im not only part native American, I am a from a founding heritage American family, I am taking time to write this review.

Oh, THANK YOU. I am sure they are quite honored.

[jane6672]

Hey, I'm 1/16 native american!! I want to eat there!

[rhiannon]

Jun 26, 2012 11:34:47 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Hey, I'm 1/16 native american!! I want to eat there!

As long as you are not an "illegal Mexican" I think you will be fine.


I wonder if they will take an Scottish/Irish mutt like me?

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

The fuck is NEARLY Bison? I don't want anything that's almost bison.

[emsumm]

Lol, that totally made me laugh. I love all of the details about structural reinforcement...what a completely and deliciously bizarre addition to the review.
I love his peek into the kitchen, too...it's amazing how he can tell the workers' immigration status in a glance. Incredible, really.

[lkoenig]

this person sounds like they're giving an engineering review not a restaurant, what an idiot

[eightangryreindeer]

whatthefuck?

lol

[CheshireGrin]

This is the greatest restaurant review ever.