Oh you guys, it was terrible. Terrible. Remember how you told me to look there for skinny jeans? Well, H and I went in there and I grabbed a few pairs that looked hopeful ("Look a full size smaller!") and hit the dressing rooms. Every pair I got halfway up my calf and got no further. I did try on a stretchy pair of skinny cord/denims, but the coloring was just so...weird. Seriously, it looked like someone had scooted up and down a 2x4 several hundred times.
So, now we're onto leggings. Because jeans just hate me. They do. They really do. Give me the best brands for ol' thunder thighs here please.