Omg three year olds

[papie]

( this entire thread should be read in a yelling whining kid voice for full effect)

I am a princess! I don't want to read a book!
I am not going dodo!
I need my costuuuuume! Don't take off my costume!!!

I need a book! I didn't pick a book! I NEED my book!

I want the Mickey book, with daisy locks!

Not THAT BOOK! I said I want a BARBIE book!

(Tired Mommy voice)
I would kill for a strong drink.

[lauralala]

I'm sorry. I feel your pain, I really do.

[milosh]

Oh man, 3 yo's sound exhausting. I don't know how you do it!

[8675309]

I got yelled at this morning for making my 3yr old a waffle. A waffle that she f'ing asked for. Then she refused to eat it because I cut it with a fork and not a knife because "YOU CAAAAAANT CUT IT WITH A FOOOOOOORK!!!! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!"

This whole shitstorm lasted 25mins. I wanted to throw the damn waffle at her. Toddlers can really suck the life out of you eh!?

[angelaa73]

today, i blew up a balloon "too big"

mayhem ensued

[cereal K]

Oct 28, 2013 21:18:21 GMT -5 @kirkette said:

 Mocktail cheers

Yes. Indeed. But mine is a real drink. Three year olds. Damn.

[thatgirl2478]

crap - it seems that, as with the 'terrible twos', our DD has started the 'tortuous threes' early as well.

DD got a sequined Minnie Mouse dress from her Uncle last month... every. stinking. day. she asks to wear it... cue Mommy losing her mind.

[papie]

Lollollol at both the waffle and balloon stories. They sound familiar!

[DotAndBuzz]

There's a reason H opened wine for me. And mine's not even 3 yet.

My sympathies.

[lola]

Lol. I talked to my 3YO niece last night. Was talking to her whole she threw a fit that her "mean daddy" made her get out of the tub before her sister.

She cried so hard she puked on my sis.

It was enough to make even my sad, IF heart rethink ever having kids. Lol.

::: passes drinks out to moms of 3yos.:::

[fuckyourcouch]

Key her car cozy coupe?

Coconut oil?

I'm out of ML solutions

[fuckyourcouch]

Oct 28, 2013 21:33:27 GMT -5 @kirkette said:

Oct 28, 2013 21:31:59 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Key her car cozy coupe?

Coconut oil?

I'm out of ML solutions

Protein?
Have you sought  counseling?
LOL 

Oh you're right. 
DTMFA!

[8675309]

Oct 28, 2013 21:32:18 GMT -5 @kirkette said:

OMG tutus.
It used to be WWIII each night trying to get her to take off her tutu, and put on her pajamas.
Then, after lights out, she put on her tutu, and fall asleep. We'd find her completely undressed,except for said tutu, in the morning.
After weeks of this, we finally compromised.
She now sleeps in her pajamas with a tutu on top. No fights, at bedtime.

OMG!! The tutu battles!! We had the same issue a few months ago. She has too many tutus so they each had their own night. It wasn't a hill I wanted to die on so now we let her wear her rainboots and tutu to bed if it shuts her up and gets her in bed.

[fuckyourcouch]

Oct 28, 2013 21:35:23 GMT -5 @smace said:

Xavier cried for five minutes because his toothpaste tube had spongebob on it.

OMG lolol

[mskitkat]

I'll be stalking this thread for birth control. Lately my biological clock has gone from alarm to gong. I need it to shut up.

[onomatopoeia]

Oct 28, 2013 21:35:23 GMT -5 @smace said:

Xavier cried for five minutes because his toothpaste tube had spongebob on it.

God, my four year old had a fit tonight because his toothpaste (which he's used for the past 3 weeks no problem) was too "spicey".  Spicey.

We've also had waffle issues (IIIIII want to put them in the toasterrrrr").
And pajama issues (the same pj's every god.damn.night). 
And clothes issues ("I don't want people to LOOK AT ME IN THAT!").

It's like they have their own private message board where they get tips on the latest way to drive mom and dad nuts.

[8675309]

Oct 28, 2013 21:45:19 GMT -5 onomatopoeia said:

Oct 28, 2013 21:35:23 GMT -5 @smace said:

Xavier cried for five minutes because his toothpaste tube had spongebob on it.

God, my four year old had a fit tonight because his toothpaste (which he's used for the past 3 weeks no problem) was too "spicey".  Spicey.

It's like they have their own private message board where they get tips on the latest way to drive mom and dad nuts.

My DD says this about her toothpaste too. She was cool with the Dora toothpaste but I bought Spongebob and she claims its too spicy. Wtf!? It's the same shit with a different cartoon on the front!

[8675309]

Oct 28, 2013 21:52:46 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Oct 28, 2013 21:16:50 GMT -5 8675309 said:

I got yelled at this morning for making my 3yr old a waffle. A waffle that she f'ing asked for. Then she refused to eat it because I cut it with a fork and not a knife because "YOU CAAAAAANT CUT IT WITH A FOOOOOOORK!!!! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!"

This whole shitstorm lasted 25mins. I wanted to throw the damn waffle at her. Toddlers can really suck the life out of you eh!?

I read this to ds2 and after the you can't cut it with a fork he yelled WELL APPARENTLY YOU FUCKING CAN CAN"T YOU 

lol 

I wish I would have said this to her but then just my luck she'd scream "FUCKING!!!!" All the lifelong day.

[hisno1girl]

Yeah, my grandson said he couldn't eat his chicken nuggets because they were "broke" even though he asked me to cut them in half.  Apparently I cut them in half the wrong way because I used the side of the fork instead of a knife.

[angelaa73]

Also. I told her that the dvr was broken and only taped half a Sophia and she whispered

That's boooshit

I swear to god that's what I heard. I asked her to repeat it and she said, " nuffing". And I was trying to be reeeeeally breezy like ah ha ha tell mama what you whispered and she got right in my ear and whispered
nufffffffffffffing

DOOMED

[pbutter]

Today I got crying because she couldn't pull her sleeves up to wash her hands.

[orangeblossom]

Oct 29, 2013 3:05:42 GMT -5 pennypenny said:

I love how there is a ML and MMM post complaining about 3 year olds back to back on my latest feed.

I am now terrified of 3 and want to stay in the newborn phase.

Sent from my SCH-I535 using proboards

Mmy mother always said she'll take a 2yo over a 3yo or 4yo any day, and that it's the older toddlers that drive you crazy.

[papie]

Oct 28, 2013 22:06:39 GMT -5 @callmefia said:

Oct 28, 2013 19:03:30 GMT -5 papie said:

( this entire thread should be read in a yelling whining kid voice for full effect)

But you didn't specify English or French. Your kids speak French at home right? Sorry, I'm just jealous.... Plus I can't imagine anyone whining in French. 

Haha no we speak English at home. It isn't my first language but it is DH's (and the kids it seems). They go to French school and daycare.

[Deleted]

Ok, ds isn't three, but he closed himself in his room and sobbed and kicked his walls and refused to eat lunch because I asked him to pick dd's shoe up off the floor of the car and then realized I could reach it after all.

Wtf.

[CrazyLucky]

I totally understand. The threes suck. We had a meltdown today because his sunglasses were in the other car. But if he had his sunglasses, there would have been some other very good reason for a meltdown - his carseat buckle was too tight, there was sand in his shoes, his sister is too loud (nothing like the pot calling the kettle black!), he wanted the green oatmeal and we only had red.... It's exhausting. I'm hoping the fours are better!

[Deleted]

Oct 28, 2013 22:23:45 GMT -5 angelaa73 said:

Also. I told her that the dvr was broken and only taped half a Sophia and she whispered

That's boooshit

I swear to god that's what I heard. I asked her to repeat it and she said, " nuffing". And I was trying to be reeeeeally breezy like ah ha ha tell mama what you whispered and she got right in my ear and whispered
nufffffffffffffing

DOOMED

Haaaa ha ha ha!

[flufferkitty]

This thread cracked me up.

-signed, mother of a two year old who insisted on going out in public in a princess dress and snow boots last week

[lilafowler]

I will drink for you as my 3 year old says the exact same shit.

Hugs

[sharknado]

Oct 29, 2013 7:31:15 GMT -5 CrazyLucky said:

I totally understand. The threes suck. We had a meltdown today because his sunglasses were in the other car. But if he had his sunglasses, there would have been some other very good reason for a meltdown - his carseat buckle was too tight, there was sand in his shoes, his sister is too loud (nothing like the pot calling the kettle black!), he wanted the green oatmeal and we only had red.... It's exhausting. I'm hoping the fours are better!

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