Husband, I love you but ...

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If you don't stop making horse hay chewing lip smacking sounds in your sleep I'm going to smother you with the fucking boppy. You are lucky that you have many work deadlines to which I am sympathetic or you'd be dead and/or jabbed in the ribs at this point.


Feel free to add your own.

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Oct 28, 2013 21:43:56 GMT -5 @kirkette said:

You are a stronger woman than me.
I shamefully jab Mr.Kirkette the moment he begins to snore.

He hasn't slept much the past couple days or he'd totally be jabbed by now.

[onomatopoeia]

LOL. DH and I went to a Halloween party on Saturday where he had a tad too much to drink. When we came home DS (7) was in the spare bed - he'd pee'd his own so the babysitter just put him in that one. I told DH that DS had woken up and wanted me to lay down with him, but really the spare bed is wicked comfy and DH is a terrible drunk sleeper...snores, farts, sprawls all over the place. I just wanted a decent night sleep.

[DotAndBuzz]

go make him sleep in the mini house.

[daisyheadmaizie]

Oct 28, 2013 21:43:56 GMT -5 @kirkette said:

You are a stronger woman than me.
I shamefully jab Mr.Kirkette the moment he begins to snore.

I sometimes have dreadful leg spasms that result in my snoring husband getting kicked in the shins until he rolls over and quits.

For the record, I used to try to ask him to roll over, but quickly realized that he will, "yes, dear" me in his sleep, but never wake up enough to actually wake up and roll over.

[lissaholly]

Ugh! I feel your pain. When Daisy was a newborn and I was horribly sleep deprived DH would do this super loud gargle noise with the Listerine. He was pretending to roar like a lion- as he had explained to me. Without fail it would ALWAYS wake me up but I knew II was being grumpy so I didn't say anything. Then I exploded one day and he has never roared around me since.

[nursewife]

I smack mine when it gets bad. If the snoring persists, I plug his nose.

[pixelpassion]

Oct 28, 2013 21:50:45 GMT -5 onomatopoeia said:

LOL. DH and I went to a Halloween party on Saturday where he had a tad too much to drink. When we came home DS (7) was in the spare bed - he'd pee'd his own so the babysitter just put him in that one. I told DH that DS had woken up and wanted me to lay down with him, but really the spare bed is wicked comfy and DH is a terrible drunk sleeper...snores, farts, sprawls all over the place. I just wanted a decent night sleep.

Sounds like me on a normal day

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Oct 28, 2013 21:52:58 GMT -5 lissaholly said:

Ugh! I feel your pain. When Daisy was a newborn and I was horribly sleep deprived DH would do this super loud gargle noise with the Listerine. He was pretending to roar like a lion- as he had explained to me. Without fail it would ALWAYS wake me up but I knew II was being grumpy so I didn't say anything. Then I exploded one day and he has never roared around me since.

This is godamned funny. Like a lion!

[lissaholly]

Oct 28, 2013 21:53:59 GMT -5 cville said:

Oct 28, 2013 21:52:58 GMT -5 lissaholly said:

Ugh! I feel your pain. When Daisy was a newborn and I was horribly sleep deprived DH would do this super loud gargle noise with the Listerine. He was pretending to roar like a lion- as he had explained to me. Without fail it would ALWAYS wake me up but I knew II was being grumpy so I didn't say anything. Then I exploded one day and he has never roared around me since.

This is godamned funny. Like a lion!

Yes!  This was the explanation to the "Why are you so god damned loud when you gargle?!"

[thatgirl2478]

Oct 28, 2013 21:43:56 GMT -5 @kirkette said:

You are a stronger woman than me.
I shamefully jab Mr.Kirkette the moment he begins to snore.

This.  After 3 jabs he moves across the hall.  Or if I'm feeling generous, I move.

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Oct 28, 2013 21:51:05 GMT -5 DotAndBuzz said:

go make him sleep in the mini house.

Better yet, you and the baby go there!

[8675309]

I just learned that I snored like a pig during both pregnancies. My boobs were laying on my neck! I was so flippen huge. DH didn't want to hurt my feelings so waited to tell me. I also had the worst gas. He didn't hold back with telling me just how awful that was though. It actually made him ragey.

[VeryViolet]

I need to be nicer because DH gets up for usually all but the last feeding of the night even when he has to work. However, during that 5am feeding he snores loudly and it causes me to have intense rage. I usually yell at him meanly to roll over because I am a bitch and I know it wakes him up momentarily.