So I decided to eat lunch outside today because it's beautiful here. I went to a park with a lot of picnic tables that are usually pretty full. There was a good crowd there today. So I'm eating my salad and reading my book and I feel something tickling my arm. It is a small, gray spider. So I INSTANTLY determine this is a black widow, and flip my fucking shit. Like, pulling my cardigan off and jumping around.
And the whole park was just: :-| And I was: :-( +o(
OMG! You just reminded me that I had this horrible nightmare last night where I got bit by a spider and almost died! It was so vivid and I remember seeing the spot and it looked just like the images I saw when I googled Brown recluse spider bites!
I will never ever ever google that shit again! I woke up all sweaty and scared. It felt so real! So yea I agree with you, thanks a lot GBCN for putting these horrible thoughts in my head!!
I'm so glad it wasn't a black widow that was coming after you!
Post by myordinarylife on Jun 26, 2012 17:18:30 GMT -5
When I was walking across my college campus I got stung in the eye by a bee, I threw my books grabbed my face and started screaming. The books went flying into a huge group of Canadian Geese and three of them came after me while I was running in circles and yelling, my friends were just standing there staring at me like WTMF?
When I was walking across my college campus I got stung in the eye by a bee, I threw my books grabbed my face and started screaming. The books went flying into a huge group of Canadian Geese and three of them came after me while I was running in circles and yelling, my friends were just standing there staring at me like WTMF?
I'm sorry, that must have sucked! I do have to admit that cracks me up.