Which one of you is trying to poison me?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I got a text from my director a little while ago.  She wanted to know if I had ordered anything from a gift site.  I was concerned that something screwy had happened with my expense report.  She told me that a package had showed up for Stacy Ombligo, but Stacy Othername just saw the first name, and the company, and opened it (legit - there is no reason I would ever have anything sent to or delivered to me at the office, I'm not even there more than 15m a week.)  It was full of cookies.

LOLWTF.

I'm going to fall for your tricks, btw.  I'm eating those damn cookies.

[fuckyourcouch]

Everything is going according to plan

(It wasn't me)

[fuckyourcouch]

Oct 30, 2013 19:38:13 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

Oct 30, 2013 19:08:31 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Everything is going according to plan

(It wasn't me)

Not a lawyer, but if she dies this post will mark you as complicit and you will go to jail FOREVER.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I was A LITTLE NERVOUS that it was going to be a box of dick cookies. I didn't know how to ask this over text to my boss.
She didn't mention it. She would have mentioned that, right?
"Why are people sending us edible cocks c/o YOU?"