"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Make a bunch of food. Too much food. Go next door & say, "I made too much food, are you guys hungry?" They will say yes. Ask DECK GUY to come over and help you bring plates of food next door. When he's at your place ask him to come over for a beer after dinner. STAY ON THE DECK & don't drink too much or you'll be tempted to drag him into your bed.