Ok, not met. I'd met her before. But I didn't know she was a furry until last night. Even though I had a million questions, I only asked a few because I didn't want to alienate her.
She is a very nice girl. She just happens to like to have sex while wearing a fox costume.
I also learned about an adult book store/sex club in my area. For the low, low price of $12, you can come in and watch all the porns and have sex with whomever you want. There is a gay side and a straight side. There is a WALL OF GLORY HOLES. And there are carpeted benches where people have group sex.
How do they clean the carpeted benches?
I have so many questions. There are so many things I need to know. My head is spinning. I am so, so, so curious.
Thor is all, "You are not going there. We are not going there."
Spoilsport. I don't have to have the sex on the benches. I really, really don't. But there is a part of me that feels like this is something I have to see for myself.
Maybe that's my new part time job! I will collect the $12!!!
We were talking about how we always see this mysterious place referred to on CL missed connections. So we googled it, and lo and behold -- sex club! Then we talked about how we thought the carpeted benches sounded like a biohazard and that we could probably make a better sex club. Somehow, that led to the fact that we wouldn't want a lot of those people who pretend to be babies, because they'd weird everyone out. I said that furries, however, would definitely be embraces. And she announced, "I'm a furry!!" And I said, "For real?"
My friend had never heard of glory holes until our run a week ago. She had so many questions and we decided to go glory hole hunting. We went to the local gar bar and never made it further. After some google searchs it turns out there may be on at a local K Mart, but I can't bring myself to go looking. So- long story short, if you go take a pic and send it to me for her.
I went to a party once where the DJ had hired furries to dance with everyone. They also performed simulated sex acts on stage. They would also scream for no reason. It was scary.
A glory hole is a hole in the wall that guys put their penises into, and then someone on the other side then puts them in the orifice of his or her choice.
I remember coming across a documentary on furries a few years ago. It's so strange to me.
If you were the $12 collector, you'd see ALL kinds of people. I wonder if the collector has to give out a hand stamp so people can come and go. Maybe the stamp goes somewhere else at a sex club. I don't know. lol
I had noooo idea what you were talking about and then BAM! I got it. I saw that movie Fur. Did you? I cried and got all emotionally into it.
It's all so fascinating.
With Nicole Kidman and RDJr? The fictionalized biography of Diane Arbus? I saw it, but I didn't like it. Even though I like both of them. And Diane Arbus. It just wasn't my thang.
Are glory holes, like, -- all over the place? What is this Kmart talk? !!?? I thought they were just at clubs. Is there a 'thing' out there where glory holes exist and the common public has no idea the 'holing' is going on?
The thing that grosses me out here the most is the $12. lol. Carpeted benches are a close second.
Have you talked to Winged lately?
She WASN'T. The movie was all, "what if Diane Arbus had a neighbor who had an excess of body hair and looked like a werewolf, and what if she fell in love with him and they had an affair, and then he died, and what if that's why she left her family and became a super awesome photographer? WHAT IF THAT HAPPENED, GUYS??"
It's totally not what happened.
lol. I should contact Winger about this. Good call!
The thing that grosses me out here the most is the $12. lol. Carpeted benches are a close second.
Have you talked to Winged lately?
She WASN'T. The movie was all, "what if Diane Arbus had a neighbor who had an excess of body hair and looked like a werewolf, and what if she fell in love with him and they had an affair, and then he died, and what if that's why she left her family and became a super awesome photographer? WHAT IF THAT HAPPENED, GUYS??"
It's totally not what happened.
lol. I should contact Winger about this. Good call!
ohhhhHHHHHhhhhh.... i'm stupid. I thought she was a furry.